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[Eric Blank]

They are. And some people think they're okay, but I worry that's because their family members are awful cooks and/or they only eat garbage you can buy at the gas station

[GiglameshDespair]

They're pretty alright, to be honest. They just taste like, well, fast food hamburgers. You microwave them and that heats them up.
Wouldn't want to eat them everyday, but as something convenient and fast they can do the job.

If it's the most disgusting thing imaginable for you, you need a much wider imagination

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Also here is a WTF

Microwavable hamburgers exist...

They sound like the most disgusting thing imaginable... and some people actually like them.

Not only did my freshman roommate eat these as his regular dinner, but he got them from the dorm vending machine. The smell of low-quality soybeef sickens me to this day. I'm having wings right now and the memory of it is currently infecting my perception of chicken.

The horror. The horror.

[overseer05-15]

I eat them when I can't be arsed to make anything better.
They aren't nasty, per se, but they aren't good.

[Dunamisdeos]

Some nights I eat chicken tenderloin glazed in honey and basil with real cheddar cheese scalloped potatoes and grilled zucchini in butter and garlic, some nights I also add home-made cheesy garlic bread with real garlic and real mozzarella as a side dish.

Some other nights I eat instant mac n cheez with a hot dog cut up in it.

It's all good.

[Edmus]

Some nights I eat chicken tenderloin glazed in honey and basil with real cheddar cheese scalloped potatoes and grilled zucchini in butter and garlic, some nights I also add home-made cheesy garlic bread with real garlic and real mozzarella as a side dish.

Some other nights I eat instant mac n cheez with a hot dog cut up in it.

It's all good.

If you cook dinner regularly it makes you really appreciate the occasional Friday's two-minute-noodles and SPAM all the more.

[Rolan7]

And likewise my bad, lazy, cheap and healthy cooking makes me appreciate properly prepared food *and* junk food (:

[Teneb]

To reinforce what some others have said: microwave hambugers are okay. You don't want to eat them regularly (or regular fast food hambugers, for that matter), but they're not disgusting. Gotta eat them fast though, they get hard to chew if you let them cool down. They're for those times where you can't be bothered to actually cook.

[TempAcc]

I went to a churro festival thingy with my girlfriend. She ate this one icecream thing in a cup made out of churros and she was positively in love with the thing, while I ate some sweets and regretted not buying some massive hamburgers from the hamburger truck close by instead. Sweets were never my thing.

[hector13]

A new car was purchased.

I am uncertain whether to feel hard done by or good that I have a brand new car.

[itisnotlogical]

I've swallowed many dull books in the name of supposed literary value but I actually cannot do it for Hunchback of Notre Dame. The next twenty pages are nothing but detailed technical descriptions of every neighborhood and major structure in Paris. This is following on from the previous chapter which is more of the same,  and one massive description a few chapters ago devoted to a place where Gringoire was for like two seconds before moving on.

[TempAcc]

Spoiler: FIRMLY (click to show/hide)

[Tack]

What was #3 though?

[TempAcc]

Spoiler: Probably something like this (click to show/hide)

[Flying Dice]

I see we're all making productive use of the night.