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[Neonivek]

She didn't change herself she became who she really was

Is this Neon being sarcastic or Grease not making sense?

I've never seen the movie but this is confusing. Oxymoronic, even.

Not sarcastic... in this case it is a theme Grease had that does NOT translate to modern times.

The Sandra Dee song is meant to hint that she is being incredibly fake and isn't as pure as she acts... and that she really did want to be what she was at the end the entire time.

But... In modern times that definitely does not come across... because we don't believe in "So pure she must be faking"

[Akura]

She starts the film as a slightly stuck-up Aussie girl, then transforms during the final song(which is about her needing to change everything about herself to be with the man she wants) into an American biker girl in tight leather pants, then she and her high school boyfriend(a relationship that will last about 2 weeks after this) literally fly off into the sunset in a flying car.

[Flying Dice]

mandatory spoof

[Furtuka]

Sunlight increases Vitamin D.

Light is the main component of sunlight.

Fire creates light.

You should light yourself on fire for an instant fix.

Disclaimer: Do not light yourself on fire.

Conclusion: It is not only Ninjas that can't catch you if you're on fire, but also Vampires.

[Sirus]

Well yeah. I'm pretty sure Vampires take aggravated damage from fire, so they wouldn't want to catch someone that was ablaze.

[Dunamisdeos]

Blade has been doing it all wrong.

He just needs to light the entire human population on fire.

It's so simple.

[BlackFlyme]

I mean, you're not wrong. Though most types of vampires would switch their prey instead of starve.

The solution would be to light more things on fire.

[overseer05-15]

Well yeah. I'm pretty sure Vampires take aggravated damage from fire, so they wouldn't want to catch someone that was ablaze.

Well...

Isn't all damage aggravating? I know it annoys me when I get hit.

[Draignean]

I mean, you're not wrong. Though most types of vampires would switch their prey instead of starve.

The solution would be to light more things on fire.

I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to get rid of all the damn vampires.

[hector13]

Barcelona overcame a 4-goal deficit from the first leg to beat Paris Saint Germain 6-5 on aggregate in the last-16 of the Champions' League, the first time this has happened in the history of the competition.

And I missed the fucking game

[Bumber]

Is Imageshack as bad as Photobucket though?

I have no idea about the actual reliability of Photobucket's service, but their website is possibly the worst website I have ever seriously used, not having been forced upon me by school or work.

Photobucket's been going a bit downhill over the years, but I'd say it's still easier on people viewing your images.

I clicked a broken Imageshack image once (to try to figure out what it was supposed to be,) and it treated me to an un-skippable video ad (with sound.) After I sat through that, the image wasn't even there.
Apparently they make you pay a monthly subscription to hotlink images.

I swear Imageshack is trying to kill itself, but some spiteful trickster god keeps deceiving people into keeping it alive.

[Frumple]

or maybe something worth a damn like upl.co

[scriver]

Barcelona overcame a 4-goal deficit from the first leg to beat Paris Saint Germain 6-5 on aggregate in the last-16 of the Champions' League, the first time this has happened in the history of the competition.

And I missed the fucking game

The final minutes were pretty damn great.

[Tack]

I've also heard that ninjas cannot catch you if you're on fire.

[Eric Blank]

I've heard that tax collectors still can, somehow.


My father managed to get my jeep stuck while leaving tonight. This time on the inside of the turn, but still completely buried up to the axles. Its fucking ridiculous.