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[CABL]

When I'm looking at Teneb's forum avatar, I want to give a head massage with gel to a dude depicted on it. His bald head is not shiny enough but still looks quite sexy. He simply needs some gel for the head in order to look sexier.

[overseer05-15]

My sinus feel like they have needles nails fucking railroad spikes driven through them.

[Frumple]

Those simple pleasures are so good, when you're living in a shared space.

Honestly. The worst part of dorm life on the niggling annoyances side of things was always feeling obliged to hurry in the restroom and shower.

My trick was just showering at like four in the morning, personally. Take all the time you please, none of those other blighters are going to be awake. Though it did help I had roomies that'd sleep through it/the bathrooms had good sound insulation. After a bit you could usually time non-shower bathroom incursions to when the applicable folks weren't going to be there, too, 'least so long as you had fairly asynchronous class schedules.

[Flying Dice]

Those simple pleasures are so good, when you're living in a shared space.

Honestly. The worst part of dorm life on the niggling annoyances side of things was always feeling obliged to hurry in the restroom and shower.

My trick was just showering at like four in the morning, personally. Take all the time you please, none of those other blighters are going to be awake. Though it did help I had roomies that'd sleep through it/the bathrooms had good sound insulation. After a bit you could usually time non-shower bathroom incursions to when the applicable folks weren't going to be there, too, 'least so long as you had fairly asynchronous class schedules.

Yeah, no, walls are paper and most of mine were still up watching trashy TV at that hour.

[Teneb]

When I'm looking at Teneb's forum avatar, I want to give a head massage with gel to a dude depicted on it. His bald head is not shiny enough but still looks quite sexy. He simply needs some gel for the head in order to look sexier.

/thread

[TempAcc]

So
Is random attraction to bald figures making faces a normal russian thing?

That would explain a lot of things actualy.

[smjjames]

Copypaste from EU thread:

In other news, the head of the swedish "ambulance union" is asking that body armor and helmets be provided for paramedics because they're often exposed to violence (up to and including fucking hand grenades) and that no-go zones are very much a reality for them.

O.o

To quote Trump, what the hell is going on over there?

[CABL]

So
Is random attraction to bald figures making faces a normal russian thing?

That would explain a lot of things actualy.

Expect I don't like Putin at all.

[overseer05-15]

Copypaste from EU thread:

In other news, the head of the swedish "ambulance union" is asking that body armor and helmets be provided for paramedics because they're often exposed to violence (up to and including fucking hand grenades) and that no-go zones are very much a reality for them.

O.o

To quote Trump, what the hell is going on over there?

Prbbly the only time I've ever 100% agreed with what trump's said. Can anyone shed real light on this?

[smjjames]

Copypaste from EU thread:

In other news, the head of the swedish "ambulance union" is asking that body armor and helmets be provided for paramedics because they're often exposed to violence (up to and including fucking hand grenades) and that no-go zones are very much a reality for them.

O.o

To quote Trump, what the hell is going on over there?

Prbbly the only time I've ever 100% agreed with what trump's said. Can anyone shed real light on this?

I don't think Trump has responded to that specific thing, but he's definetly said some variant of "What's going on over there" in regards to Europe and it's immigration crisis. I'm as clueless about it as you are though and I don't know how bad the problem actually is.

[Eric Blank]

Is information just not being published or what? Like, I think I'd be hearing about people trying to blow up paramedics in Sweden.

[Baffler]

Swedish media does self-censor/ingore things like that, because it would be beneficial to the Swedish Democrats. That's not as true as it was when that article was written but it's still a thing.

[Neonivek]

It is possible they mean that perhaps Paramedics should receive bodyarmor in, for example, hostage or shootout situations.

Because they often have to go into the very same areas the Swedish version of SWAT have to go in.

So in THEORY... Perhaps Sweedish Paramedics aren't kept at the sidelines until it is perfectly safe like American ones.

---

But if you want to laugh at Sweeden remember! there was a genuine push in the USA for Taxi Drivers to get bullet proof glass because of how often they were shot.

Sure, you can see the problems with that statement... but remember Sweeden wouldn't know that.

[Dunamisdeos]

Spoiler: The drama. (click to show/hide)

Zeoridian - Today at 4:38 PM
Um
Pyreon - Today at 4:38 PM
wut
auh
what
WHAT
Yamserigo - Today at 4:39 PM
Do you all have your fleets ready?
'[CNCR]Respir - Today at 4:39 PM
wut
Zeoridian - Today at 4:39 PM
No.
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 4:39 PM
Zeo wuuut
Yamserigo - Today at 4:39 PM
The battle code is b17HrLI(edited)
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 4:39 PM
o-O
is Yam a bot?
Zeoridian - Today at 4:39 PM
Yeah
Yamserigo - Today at 4:39 PM
No?
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 4:39 PM
WHAT IS HAPPENNINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Yamserigo - Today at 4:42 PM
Look it doesn't have to be your best one, just get anything and join
They start in like 2 mins MAX
I have to log off, they're collecting phones rn
Just join the battle!!!
Zeoridian - Today at 4:45 PM
Lol nu
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 4:46 PM
what's
what
is this clash royale or something
Zeoridian - Today at 4:56 PM
No
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 4:57 PM
THEN
What
I don't get what Yam keeps saying.
Yamserigo - Today at 4:58 PM
@everyone Do you realize
how HUMILIATING THAT WAS
NONE OF YOU SHOWED
We lost 47-2
TWO
do none of you have any loyalty?
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 4:59 PM
WHAT
WHAT GAME IS THAAAAT .-.
Yamserigo - Today at 5:00 PM
Do you know there judges actually had to call a time out? Just to check the rulebook to see if it was legal for a team to send just one player, because it had never happened before.
Turns out, it was legal, but never before had there been such a BACKSTABBING TRAITOROUS TEAM as you guys
H4zardZ1 - Today at 5:01 PM
If i don't know a game, i don't join.
that is all
Yamserigo - Today at 5:01 PM
I'm done with you all
I'm in tears right now
That was my fucking rent money
Zeoridian - Today at 5:01 PM
Offended
Yamserigo - Today at 5:02 PM
Not one of you guys even showed up
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:03 PM
What game is that
WHAT
GAME
IS
THAT
Yamserigo - Today at 5:03 PM
It wasn't a game to me(edited)
It was my life
But I guess that's over now
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:04 PM
....
How are your clanmates going to help you, if they don't even know what  game you're in. @Yamserigo
H4zardZ1 - Today at 5:04 PM
Huff.
Now what?
Yamserigo - Today at 5:04 PM
We were a team once.
Zeoridian - Today at 5:04 PM
Lok
Yamserigo - Today at 5:04 PM
Do you know that?
Zeoridian - Today at 5:04 PM
Lol
Yams
Yamserigo - Today at 5:05 PM
We were BROTHERS goddamn it
Zeoridian - Today at 5:05 PM
Who are ya
Yamserigo - Today at 5:05 PM
More than that
We were clanmated
Zeoridian - Today at 5:05 PM
I just can't
Yamserigo - Today at 5:06 PM
Funny how things change, the people you would have trusted your life with become so distant
H4zardZ1 - Today at 5:06 PM
Did i see the whole drama?
Yamserigo - Today at 5:06 PM
What are we now, leafs  in the wind, once they said together on the same tree, now we drift apart alien to one another(edited)
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:07 PM
.-.
who is tihs guy...
oh.
it's a discord war...
.......
so the code
Yamserigo - Today at 5:10 PM
No, not a war. This is treason. You betrayed me, when I needed you most.
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:10 PM
DUDE
YOU JUST
...
You just said to strike
Yamserigo - Today at 5:10 PM
You left me for dead, carrion to be consumed by the vultures
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:10 PM
with not letting ANYONE KNNOW
where to strike
or how to strike
Yamserigo - Today at 5:10 PM
I also gave you the game code
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:10 PM
....
game code for waht.
Yamserigo - Today at 5:11 PM
For our last stand
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:11 PM
Last stand on what game.
Yamserigo - Today at 5:11 PM
You want to know the application?
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:11 PM
ye
inb4 more drama
Yamserigo - Today at 5:11 PM
Well the only application was the application of alcohol to the mental scars I was left with after you hurt me like that.
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:12 PM
I don't know you.
You don't know me.
Yamserigo - Today at 5:12 PM
That's right, I'm off the wagon
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:12 PM
who the fuck are ou
and why the fuck are you here
Yamserigo - Today at 5:12 PM
I don't know you do I. No, the man I know would never do this to me
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:12 PM
and what the fuck is "Assembling everyone into a war which people don't know about it"
And you are humiliating everyone thru verbal speech due to a war without complete information?
Do wii have a problem here m8?
Yamserigo - Today at 5:14 PM
What was it you taught me? To destroy someone, you must truly know them, and to truly know someone is to love them.
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:14 PM
...
you just said @everyone NOVA ASSEMBLE, asemmbling them into what?
what game?
Yamserigo - Today at 5:14 PM
Well I know you love me @'[CNCR] Respir
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:14 PM
what server?
Yamserigo - Today at 5:14 PM
Because you destroyed me
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:14 PM
they don't know.
wow this drama.
._
._.
......
Zeoridian - Today at 5:14 PM
Lol
Yamserigo - Today at 5:14 PM
We shared something
Zeoridian - Today at 5:15 PM
The pain
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:15 PM
lemme guess
you are
sedrido
Zeoridian - Today at 5:15 PM
Yes he is
Yamserigo - Today at 5:15 PM
You might have forgotten that night on The Intrepid, but I never did.
'[CNCR] Respir - Today at 5:15 PM
.-. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
Yamserigo - Today at 5:15 PM
I told you things then that I've never told anyone else.
But clearly for you it was only an act.
akjhsflekuwhhiehfiwehfie - Today at 5:16 PM
Wew
dude
i'm sorry '-
Yamserigo - Today at 5:17 PM
What did you want from me? Was I just another conquest for your black book? Another notch in your bedpost? Well you were more to me. I loved you Pyreon.
And I have to believe, at some level, that you loved me back.
akjhsflekuwhhiehfiwehfie - Today at 5:17 PM
O-o
Yamserigo - Today at 5:17 PM
Please, just give me that
Just tell me it meant something to you.
akjhsflekuwhhiehfiwehfie - Today at 5:17 PM
are you reading a script from a play, then changing the nouns to the people around you?
gimme dat script
yes it meant
something
Yamserigo - Today at 5:18 PM
Even now, I know you too well to hear your lies.
Forget me then, forget what we had.  God knows you didn't deserve it.

Good job Yamserigo(#1048). Good. Job.

Spoiler: Bonus ducks (click to show/hide)

I almost inhaled my cookie laughing.

Also, I took EMT training in the US. Our professor who was a Paramedic for 40 years stressed multiple times that it is a physically dangerous job. He had guns pointed at him on multiple occasions, for instance where someone calls 911 for gunfire/gunshot related injuries and the dude who shot someone comes back or is still around. Surprise!

[martinuzz]

We ( the global population) are watching 1 billion hours of Twitter, each day.
Imagine how much more productive we could be without Twitter, and with a good drill sergeant.