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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118530 on: February 22, 2017, 06:35:37 pm »

Re-introduced, surely. There's no way that the WTF thread hasn't included 40k stuff in the past.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118531 on: February 22, 2017, 06:47:40 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118533 on: February 22, 2017, 06:55:03 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118534 on: February 22, 2017, 07:02:12 pm »

It's the image of a female Mechanicum in very skimpy robe... and with way too much flesh retained.
Remove one / after com and it should work.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118535 on: February 22, 2017, 07:06:53 pm »

My headcanon always told me that the density of women vs men is basically equal in the mechanicum, specially techpriests, but at that point so much of their biological bodies got removed so they become virtually genderless.

Strangely enough, I never saw female servitor art.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118536 on: February 22, 2017, 07:08:51 pm »

for obviously horrifyingly terrible morality eating reasons im sure.


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actually I'm pretty surr anyone who could afford a lobotomized sexbot would be rich/cultured enough to have willing servants or a noble spouse or we
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118537 on: February 22, 2017, 07:22:17 pm »

It's the image of a female Mechanicum in very skimpy robe... and with way too much flesh retained.
Remove one / after com and it should work.
It could be a Magos Biologis, they work with flesh instead of steel.


The human form is just another machine, after all.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118538 on: February 22, 2017, 07:24:56 pm »

My headcanon always told me that the density of women vs men is basically equal in the mechanicum, specially techpriests, but at that point so much of their biological bodies got removed so they become virtually genderless.

Strangely enough, I never saw female servitor art.
I don't think there's much fanart of servitors to begin with. Not compared to just about any other subject in the canon, anyway.
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« Reply #118539 on: February 22, 2017, 07:26:38 pm »

Why even bother with sexbots if you're a 40k noble? You can just hire infinisluts and not have to bother with stuff like being accidentaly killed by a servo malfunction. Plus I'm pretty sure sexing robots is some type of heresy.

With proper enhancements, a female servitor can fill any role a male servitor can anyway. But then again, why have human servitors when you can have OGRYN SERVITORS
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118540 on: February 22, 2017, 07:29:27 pm »

It's the image of a female Mechanicum in very skimpy robe... and with way too much flesh retained.
Remove one / after com and it should work.
It could be a Magos Biologis, they work with flesh instead of steel.


The human form is just another machine, after all.
I've read from a game/story on the Mechanicus (The story of Callamus, Summarized) that this is a thing--the 'the body is a machine and being augmented is okay', over 'the machine is perfection, the flesh is weak', although it is more of a political/ideological party context which makes a lot more sense that way :O Either way it's something I love reading, alongside the practical and caring nature of the protagonist.

With proper enhancements, a female servitor can fill any role a male servitor can anyway. But then again, why have human servitors when you can have OGRYN SERVITORS
How or why would an Ogryn become a servitor? @_@


I recall something I've idly wondered about while walking up the hills and slopes to the highway to get a jeep for work/school.
Early morning or so, I see spiderwebbing (just individual lines in particular standing out) alongside the sidewalk. On the flat sidewalk. I'm unsure why that occurs as usually, spiderwebs are up in the air to catch insects and...on the ground doesn't seem that effective other than acting as entanglement. Does anyone have any ideas?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118541 on: February 22, 2017, 07:31:08 pm »

It's the image of a female Mechanicum in very skimpy robe... and with way too much flesh retained.
Remove one / after com and it should work.
It could be a Magos Biologis, they work with flesh instead of steel.


The human form is just another machine, after all.
I've read from a game/story on the Mechanicus (The story of Callamus, Summarized) that this is a thing--the 'the body is a machine and being augmented is okay', over 'the machine is perfection, the flesh is weak', although it is more of a political/ideological party context which makes a lot more sense that way :O Either way it's something I love reading, alongside the practical and caring nature of the protagonist.

With proper enhancements, a female servitor can fill any role a male servitor can anyway. But then again, why have human servitors when you can have OGRYN SERVITORS
How or why would an Ogryn become a servitor? @_@


I recall something I've idly wondered about while walking up the hills and slopes to the highway to get a jeep for work/school.
Early morning or so, I see spiderwebbing (just individual lines in particular standing out) alongside the sidewalk. On the flat sidewalk. I'm unsure why that occurs as usually, spiderwebs are up in the air to catch insects and...on the ground doesn't seem that effective other than acting as entanglement. Does anyone have any ideas?
I am in fact someone else who reads Deus Ex Mechanicus!


Posted a rather nice song about them recently, actually.

The War Cant of Mars.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118542 on: February 22, 2017, 07:33:55 pm »

The War Cant of Mars.
OH MY CHEESE YOU'RE THE PERSON WHO DID THAT?!
I only saw that link from Kot(?) who linked it earlier in another thread .____. Oh wooooow. I liked that song because it was classical rather than the usual DEATH METAL (I'm biased because I heavily dislike really loud things x.x It's my hearing)
But wow to that :))
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118543 on: February 22, 2017, 07:34:47 pm »

Why even bother with sexbots if you're a 40k noble? You can just hire infinisluts and not have to bother with stuff like being accidentaly killed by a servo malfunction. Plus I'm pretty sure sexing robots is some type of heresy.
They might be spies, assassins, heretics, or some combination of the three.

How or why would an Ogryn become a servitor? @_@
The same reasons and methods an ordinary person would become a servitor, just scaled up slightly.

My headcanon always told me that the density of women vs men is basically equal in the mechanicum, specially techpriests, but at that point so much of their biological bodies got removed so they become virtually genderless.

Strangely enough, I never saw female servitor art.
I don't think there's much fanart of servitors to begin with. Not compared to just about any other subject in the canon, anyway.
Well, pretty much by definition servitors aren't interesting characters, so it's not too surprising.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118544 on: February 22, 2017, 07:35:41 pm »

The War Cant of Mars.
OH MY CHEESE YOU'RE THE PERSON WHO DID THAT?!
I only saw that link from Kot(?) who linked it earlier in another thread .____. Oh wooooow. I liked that song because it was classical rather than the usual DEATH METAL (I'm biased because I heavily dislike really loud things x.x It's my hearing)
But wow to that
Yep. I use the same username on SB, SV, and here. And QQ.


They also did a song about the Inquisition.


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