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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14848231 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118155 on: February 14, 2017, 12:40:55 am »

After a handful of farmers had their cows that panic and stampede a few times in a row this year, the national agricultural organisation has opened a 'hotline for cow panic', to map and investigate the phenomenon.

One farmer says: "I've been a cow farmer for over 30 years and I have never seen anything like this. All diary cows are affected, but the calves are not.
Now it isn't that odd that cows get nervous every now and then. Cows are really nervous animals. What made this strange is the intensity, and that it wasn't just my herd. Four other farmers in the vicinity also had their herds go jackshit insane and stampede. So it must be something from outside our barns and land that spooked them.
None of my cows were harmed, but they didn't give milk for a full day after. My neighbor though lost a handful of cows that tripped, slipped and got crushed.

Agrarian organisation LTO says it has opened the hotline to assess the situation, and see if they can find a common factor in the incidents that could explain the panic.

Meanwhile, on social media, many theories are emerging, ranging from ghosts spooking the herds, to wireless radiation, to the earthquakes in Groningen (because of the gas extraction), to aliens, to Trump.

Personally I'd say, go look for wolves or bear. Both have been predicted to make their re-entry to the Netherlands, since nature sites have been interconnected with wildlife over- and underpasses.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118156 on: February 14, 2017, 12:42:17 am »

Well there are conservatives here, but they mock trump too.

(btw since some people seem to have missed the point about the Trump gag):

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I am and I don't, I just don't care to argue about it here anymore.

Same. Ameripol discussion has actually gotten quite stale since the election, IMHO. Same old jokes, same old talking points, etc.

DANG IT TRUMP! can you mess up in better ways?

Like... beat someone to death... Personally do the torture for the USA.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118157 on: February 14, 2017, 12:45:07 am »

Dude of all the possible complaints one can have about Ameripol, "Stale" should not be it. The threads over 100 pages long and it's not even been a month. That thread is on fire! It's Yuuuuge.

Perhaps "burned out" is a better word. I think we're all a little burned out.
DANG IT TRUMP! can you mess up in better ways?

Like... beat someone to death... Personally do the torture for the USA.
Neo what did we agree about you suggesting aloud that something should happen?
I think I've seen more people angry about the floppy bird meme than about anything that happened in 2016 or so far in 2017.

For those not in the know, Facebook has a thing where you can send pre-made not-quite-gifs called "stickers" over messages or in comments, and recently one featuring a floppy-headed bird (here's the only gif I could find, the original is much faster) has gotten really popular as spam in comment sections.

I saw people complaining about it a whole day before I ever actually saw it, and I still see more people angry about it than I've actually seen the damn thing itself.
Oh damn, I've never seen that. Course I'm never on facebook.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118158 on: February 14, 2017, 01:19:04 am »

I saw a meme making fun of it before I actually saw it. Definitely a "what the hell is this?" moment.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118159 on: February 14, 2017, 02:40:15 am »

...to Trump.

Yeah, its gotta be trump. He's so bad even the cows are aware of him.


Its probably wildlife (or teenagers. Or PETA rejects. Or Canadians (geese).) Spooky wildlife. I recall when our horses went nuts and tore through their fence because of a flock of turkeys coming over a hill nearby. It was admittedly a lot of fucking turkeys, but they'd seen turkeys before...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118160 on: February 14, 2017, 02:45:55 am »

Maybe they were afraid the turkeys would....gobble them up?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118161 on: February 14, 2017, 06:09:50 am »

"Hi!  I don't need a ride."
Would be a decent pickup line if shouted from the window at the time of the conversation.
Not so great as a later thing.
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« Reply #118162 on: February 14, 2017, 09:34:27 am »

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« Reply #118163 on: February 14, 2017, 11:57:00 am »

I got a flower delivered to me in school with a card, but it has no name on the "From" line. I have very little clues as to whom it could've been, and all I have to go off is the hand writing on the card.
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« Reply #118164 on: February 14, 2017, 12:00:31 pm »

So apparently, the "no-nudes" policy was a bad move for Playboy, after all, and they're rolling it back. Truly this could not have been predicted in advance.

Seriously why did Playboy try to go non-nude?

I mean yeah they are competing with internet porn now... But this REALLY isn't their strong suit.

I doubt it is because feminism... because anti-porn feminism died from the public consciousness in the late 90s.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118165 on: February 14, 2017, 12:01:22 pm »

I got a flower delivered to me in school with a card, but it has no name on the "From" line. I have very little clues as to whom it could've been, and all I have to go off is the hand writing on the card.
You must analyse the butt signature and track it down.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #118166 on: February 14, 2017, 12:38:52 pm »

I got a flower delivered to me in school with a card, but it has no name on the "From" line. I have very little clues as to whom it could've been, and all I have to go off is the hand writing on the card.
You must analyse the butt signature and track it down.
I remember a similar experience my sophomore year of high school, where someone dropped a Valentine's Day card on my desk at the end of class with an invitation on it. I was looking through my backpack at the time though and I didn't see who'd left it. I asked a few of the girls in the class about it, but I never did find out who put it there. They probably thought I thought so little of it/them that I couldn't even be bothered to respond. Sad.

Anyway that's still pretty good for you, even if you don't know who it was from.
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« Reply #118167 on: February 14, 2017, 12:41:49 pm »

So apparently, the "no-nudes" policy was a bad move for Playboy, after all, and they're rolling it back. Truly this could not have been predicted in advance.

Seriously why did Playboy try to go non-nude?

I mean yeah they are competing with internet porn now... But this REALLY isn't their strong suit.

I doubt it is because feminism... because anti-porn feminism died from the public consciousness in the late 90s.

Most of the places where you buy magazines wouldn't stock Playboy, while those that would also would sell the harder stuff like Hustler and Penthouse (not sure if those particular magazines are still sold in dead-tree format, not something I regularly shop for) that Playboy had trouble competing against with Playboy's traditional "glamor" solo photo sets.

In addition, the Playboy brand has been far more profitable than the magazine itself in later years, with their bunny-branded clothing, licensed slot machines, bar guides, etc. selling very well even to folks that never read the magazine. Since the nudity didn't seem to be selling, they decided that dropping it and focusing on their other content (which is quite good, a lot of people really do read Playboy for the articles, short stories, etc.) would allow them to expand magazine sales and push the brand even further. It didn't really work, but it isn't hard to see why they thought it would.
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« Reply #118168 on: February 14, 2017, 01:07:00 pm »

The flower was from a guy in my friends group as a joke. Fuck fuck fuck this torturous holiday for giving me false hope.
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« Reply #118169 on: February 14, 2017, 01:12:19 pm »

I'm reminded of a Valentine's Day in high school, where a candygram kinda service was offered by the school. A girl I had been crushing on asked if I was the person who bought her one, but I was flat broke and told her as much. :-\
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