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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117780 on: February 06, 2017, 11:01:47 am »

Apparently there is no brand capable of competently doing a powdered soup. I know it's a tall order when you think about it, but I'd hoped to get something that doesn't thicken until it feels like you're slurping down mucus.
The trick is not to use them as instructed on the package, but as you would use broth cubes. Onion soup powder, for example, is pretty good when mixed into meatballs.

That's what I do when I'm cooking, but I'm currently in the unenviable position of being on a liquids diet. :P

Well, I can eat mushy solids with care. But since my lunch break at work is relatively limited, I prefer to have something I can get down in a reasonable timespan.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117781 on: February 06, 2017, 12:18:29 pm »

Oh, I almost forgot. Two days ago the freezers at work failed. All the frozen foods thawed and were removed from the freezers. The next day (That's 24 hours thawed so far), the boss and his lickspittle decided to put the thawed food outside in the sun while they juggled stuff out of other freezers. Then they decided to put the fucking food back in the fucking freezers and sell it to the fucking public.

I called the FDA, because holy fucking shit. That's CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE. People could DIE.
This is not nearly on the same scale, but in my work we once ran out of eggs.  Apparently the huge empty shelf this left was too much, so management decided it would look a lot better to put bread where the eggs go.

Only problem: the eggs were refrigerated, the bread was not.  Bread that has been refrigerated tastes a lot worse than bread that has never been.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117782 on: February 06, 2017, 12:43:35 pm »

I've got some new avatars. They look damn cool.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117783 on: February 06, 2017, 01:22:19 pm »

Bread that has been refrigerated tastes a lot worse than bread that has never been.

...I always stick my bread in the refrigerator.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117784 on: February 06, 2017, 01:25:53 pm »

Bread that has been refrigerated tastes a lot worse than bread that has never been.

...I always stick my bread in the refrigerator.

It makes it go stale faster.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117785 on: February 06, 2017, 01:27:40 pm »

Probably helps prevent mold, but yeah, dries it out a lot faster.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117786 on: February 06, 2017, 01:53:43 pm »

I have sudden urge to start re-learning the German language (I forgot it really quickly because I almost never used German outside from school).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117787 on: February 06, 2017, 02:07:16 pm »

I have sudden urge to start re-learning the German language (I forgot it really quickly because I almost never used German outside from school).
Shneller. Hende hoh. Ze rights en anklev. Ein, zwei, drei. I've exhausted my German vocabulary.

More seriously, good luck!
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« Reply #117788 on: February 06, 2017, 02:09:33 pm »

I have sudden urge to start re-learning the German language (I forgot it really quickly because I almost never used German outside from school).
Shneller. Hende hoh. Ze rights en anklev. Ein, zwei, drei. I've exhausted my German vocabulary.

More seriously, good luck!

No Danka?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117789 on: February 06, 2017, 02:18:09 pm »

I have sudden urge to start re-learning the German language (I forgot it really quickly because I almost never used German outside from school).
Shneller. Hende hoh. Ze rights en anklev. Ein, zwei, drei. I've exhausted my German vocabulary.

More seriously, good luck!

No Danka?

It's "Danke", not "Danka". It means "thanks", while "danke schon" ("o" in "schon" has two dots above, also known as umlaut) means "thanks very much".
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« Reply #117790 on: February 06, 2017, 02:18:59 pm »

Sorry I was spelling it foenetically
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« Reply #117791 on: February 06, 2017, 02:29:07 pm »

What a maroon
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117792 on: February 06, 2017, 02:31:51 pm »

Careful now, lest you be moron'd on an island full of reed arts.
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« Reply #117793 on: February 06, 2017, 02:32:13 pm »

What a maroon

I'd love one. Macaroons are delicious.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117794 on: February 06, 2017, 03:20:49 pm »

I called the FDA, because holy fuc
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