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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14464033 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117510 on: January 31, 2017, 11:16:03 am »

Hah, you fools, you'll never defeat the infallible oral communication technique. I've met some ladies at some dark street corner who told me they're willing to teach anyone for a small fee, too.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117511 on: January 31, 2017, 11:18:01 am »

There's a brand new technology I've heard of. Can't be hacked remotely. It's called paper.
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« Reply #117512 on: January 31, 2017, 11:18:34 am »

My shuriken allow remote hacking of paper, computer monitors, even brains!
Not even firewalls protect against the most determined hackers:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY2JzfLU8Ds
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« Reply #117513 on: January 31, 2017, 11:32:33 am »

Ahhh, the words anyone with any degree of bookkeeping experience -- even just training -- dreads: "They didn't keep records."

I guess in one sense, only several thousand dollars winding up in the wrong place over the last year or two is a surprisingly tame results :V

nothing major, just helping a little with someone volunteering to get a church's financial records into something approaching order rather than nonexistance while not surprised, the understanding of why the US church circuit is one of the largest fraud markets in the country has become a bit less conceptual
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« Reply #117514 on: January 31, 2017, 03:02:40 pm »

I can easily hack paper with this tool:

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« Reply #117515 on: January 31, 2017, 04:44:05 pm »

Put simply, a passcard system *must* be networked, otherwise you'll have to go program every individual door whenever you need a new card. This is not only inconvienient, but having the doors be directly programmable is a massive security flaw.
Well, it's better than switching back to physical keys.
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« Reply #117516 on: January 31, 2017, 05:03:25 pm »

But worse than just having a physical key, too, though. Or at least some kind of emergency unlock that doesn't consist of breaking down the door and/or going out a window. Cost permitting, the answer to these sorts of situations tends to be most effective when you stop asking which and start realizing both is good.
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« Reply #117517 on: January 31, 2017, 05:26:08 pm »

Can magnetic strip cards (credit cards, keycards, etc.) actually be read from a significant physical distance or is that something that got made up to sell anti-identity-theft metal wallets?
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« Reply #117518 on: January 31, 2017, 05:49:01 pm »

Can magnetic strip cards (credit cards, keycards, etc.) actually be read from a significant physical distance or is that something that got made up to sell anti-identity-theft metal wallets?
Dunno about magnetic strips, but the new credit card RFID chips can be. That said, not all chipped cards are RFID cards capable of wireless communication (those are a fraction of a percent of the total market). And if you're really paranoid you can get a cheap little paper sleeve interwoven with enough shit to block wireless signals for basically nothing, fits right into your wallet like the card would normally. The wallets and stuff are a total scam preying on ignorance.
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« Reply #117519 on: January 31, 2017, 08:33:14 pm »

is it common for forum DMs to conk out after a few posts
i'm new at this so i don't know what the recommended wait time is between posts
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« Reply #117520 on: January 31, 2017, 08:47:16 pm »

I'm on the can and I just heard what sounded like chickens squawking outside.
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« Reply #117521 on: January 31, 2017, 08:51:36 pm »

cucko-pachuu...
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« Reply #117522 on: January 31, 2017, 09:23:59 pm »

Free roam chickens roam free, man. All sorts of other uses for ambulatory breakfast, too.
is it common for forum DMs to conk out after a few posts
i'm new at this so i don't know what the recommended wait time is between posts
Not personally involved with that sort of stuff, but I've read through archives and whatnot in desperation for something to read enough to know that... yes. Forum game style stuff that has a couple posts by the OP who then wanders off for whatever reason does indeed seem pretty common. Probably a majority of the distinct threads, even.

No clue if there's a common standard for thread creator contact, though. Reasonableness would say to give it a week or so and then maybe float 'em a PM to see if they died, but considering how fast some of those things run, I'unno.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #117523 on: January 31, 2017, 09:54:44 pm »

Forum games have a pretty high infant mortality rate, yeah. Games that manage to get going tend to die less, but sometimes the GM just gets fed up and quits, or stops updating for whatever reason. Sometimes you see revivals, more often for Suggestion games than games with players, because it's a chore to gather all the old players who have inevitably wandered off.
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« Reply #117524 on: January 31, 2017, 11:27:46 pm »

DANG IT! I have night anxiety again... >_<

I can't sleep when I am like this.
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