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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14466474 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116700 on: January 15, 2017, 07:57:06 am »

@Caroline: I think I know exactly how you feel, dealing with my parents. Especially now, after they had a big religious discussion involving bashing Jehova's Witnesses, either bashing or praising the Catholic Church(I can't tell). Hell, I still can't tell if the denomination of their church is Catholic or not, given how they describe it(it's called "Grace Lutheran", so, no?).


I farted. My cat jumped off my lap and started throwing up. C'mon cat, it surely wasn't that bad of a fart, I didn't even eat beans.

I'm sorry, but I'm laughing my ass off at that.
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« Reply #116701 on: January 15, 2017, 08:02:58 am »

I think Lutheran makes it by definition not Catholic, since Luther was the reformist that originated the whole Protestant thing. Unless I've gone and mangled my church history again, of course, which is always an option.
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« Reply #116702 on: January 15, 2017, 08:25:47 am »

No, I'm pretty sure you didn't mangle your church history. They might have, though.
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« Reply #116703 on: January 15, 2017, 10:48:44 am »

I wouldn't recommend trying to become a cult leader.
Hey, it worked for L Ron Hubbard.
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« Reply #116704 on: January 15, 2017, 03:41:47 pm »

Admittedly, it did work for Jesus. Up until the crucifying part anyway

And Mohammed. Never stopped working for him either. What killed him again? I hear ascended to heaven sometimes.

Oh and there was also that guy that started the whole Mormon thing. Still very popular around here.
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« Reply #116705 on: January 15, 2017, 03:45:07 pm »

Man Mormons... Everytime I hear about them my eyes just go wide

Because my first exposure to them wasn't to an analysis of their religion or with any of their stereotypes of how they are "Nicey nice, perfect families nicey nice"

But the history of Mormonism... and WOW! is that a, really... well... yeah quite the history.

So hearing their "Nicey nice nice nice" stereotype alongside that history is just so stark I can't get over it.

I'd say it is like comparing Catholics to the Crusades... but Catholics don't have a good reputation right now :P
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« Reply #116706 on: January 15, 2017, 03:58:40 pm »

Religion is a magical thing.

Its got so much power.  It is literally the art of giving meaning to a man's life.  And men will kill for that feeling.


I never, and will never, get why people can look down their noses at that power.  Its against things like conformity, but its been stated several times that even in our modern times there are devices which act like a religion in  their function.

Such as radical progressivism.  Or radical right :roll: if you really want me to state the obvious.
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« Reply #116707 on: January 15, 2017, 04:23:52 pm »

I farted. My cat jumped off my lap and started throwing up. C'mon cat, it surely wasn't that bad of a fart, I didn't even eat beans.
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« Reply #116708 on: January 15, 2017, 04:56:04 pm »

« Last Edit: January 15, 2017, 07:57:24 pm by alway »
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« Reply #116709 on: January 15, 2017, 05:02:39 pm »

For the record, I think Caroline doesn't like to be quoted, so could you snip the content please?
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« Reply #116710 on: January 15, 2017, 05:02:43 pm »

Ok I've been in Suggestion boards a long time.

Why OHHH WHY are there a lot of people who will suggest things that are either
1) Make my game instead
or
2) Yes this suggestion is clearly unrealistic, but I am going to suggest it anyway.

Not to mention
3) I am ignoring what this game is... I want it to be like other games instead, so just lift that game's idea without any knowledge of how this or that game works.
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« Reply #116711 on: January 15, 2017, 05:31:15 pm »

Toady doesn't have to take all the suggestions on board :P
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« Reply #116712 on: January 15, 2017, 05:33:11 pm »

My stepdad was just in a car accident. No idea on condition or anything, I only heard seconds ago.


EDIT: I'm being told that my stepdad was not injured enough to require hospitalization, but he did go anyway. His truck was nearly ripped in half by the impact. One of our dogs jumped into my mom's jeep is refusing to leave though. She wouldn't even listen to me, even when I offered her a treat, and I'm the favorite.

EDIT2: As it turned out, that dog was in the truck when it was hit, so of course she's going to act like that. That would have been good to know beforehand.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116713 on: January 15, 2017, 06:21:38 pm »

The dog will probably want to be left alone for a while. You could try to comfort her.

Hopefully your stepdad will be okay.
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« Reply #116714 on: January 15, 2017, 06:32:05 pm »

Unrelated, but I did just discover a tray of carrots and celery I purchased today and intended to portion off as snacks for the week was removed by my idiot step-uncle to be used in a pot roast that is not likely to be cooked tonight or eaten in its entirety. I am incredibly pissed off, not in the least because it's not the first time something like this has happened.
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