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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14846726 times)

Egan_BW

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116385 on: January 06, 2017, 11:55:40 pm »

I mean, if the police try to stop the car for some reason and realize the driver ("responsible passenger"?) is not responding.

The solution will probably be some kind of override, but then you need to deal with unauthorized use of the override...
I wouldn't give the car a wireless override, because that's a massive fucking security hole and exactly how you get hackers remote controlling your car. The AI can just emulate human behaviour and pull over when there's flashing blue lights behind it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116386 on: January 07, 2017, 12:00:32 am »

Me:

Sweet, I just got tyranny.

* plays 50 minutes of tyranny

Thats cool, oh, I also got x-piratez running

* plays 4 hours of x-piratez
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116387 on: January 07, 2017, 12:03:18 am »

Think about it: Someone falls asleep (or dies of a heart attack) in their car, how will the cops stop it (before it reaches its destination)?

Well, if somebody dies in a manual car, they'll either crash or just stop in the middle of the road, causing a hazard. If somebody's being an idiot or doing something illegal, then the cops start chasing them and they speed and go through neighborhoods and probably end up hitting peds/other cars/property.

I hardly see how "waiting for the car to stop" is worse than what we have now.
I mean, if the police try to stop the car for some reason and realize the driver ("responsible passenger"?) is not responding.

The solution will probably be some kind of override, but then you need to deal with unauthorized use of the override...
I wouldn't give the car a wireless override, because that's a massive fucking security hole and exactly how you get hackers remote controlling your car. The AI can just emulate human behaviour and pull over when there's flashing blue lights behind it.
...Someone falling asleep in their car and the car continuing to drive on is working as intended IMHO.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116388 on: January 07, 2017, 12:05:38 am »

Ye, whats the point of a car you dont drive if you have to pay attention to it the whole time, like you would when you werw driving
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116389 on: January 07, 2017, 12:17:08 am »

Huh, well that's useful.  Maybe if it's a shelter rescue it learned that from a previous family?
Nah, we got him when he was a pup, my mom taught him a lot of tricks, so I guess he just got good at figuring out keywords and such.
Though he's highly protective, especially against other dogs, if he's on the lead he's extremely defensive while off the lead he's rather friendly, and there's a machine we have that makes carbonated water, and since it makes this distinctive hissing sound he'll start barking at it whenever it's on.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116390 on: January 07, 2017, 12:30:35 am »

I mean, if the police try to stop the car for some reason and realize the driver ("responsible passenger"?) is not responding.

The solution will probably be some kind of override, but then you need to deal with unauthorized use of the override...
I wouldn't give the car a wireless override, because that's a massive fucking security hole and exactly how you get hackers remote controlling your car. The AI can just emulate human behaviour and pull over when there's flashing blue lights behind it.

Pretty sure current self driving cars can already be overridden in various ways*.  Maybe difficult for a single person to have all the tools nessesary, but a well funded police department should have the tools to remotely disable all the car's navigation systems if self driving cars got prevalent enough.

Additional coding for emergency lights probably isn't even necessary.  I think they are already programmed to pull off to the side of the road when an active emergency services vehicle is detected. (It's illegal to not pull out of the way in most places after all.)
If I understand correctly self driving cars will also slow to a stop if boxed in in front and all legal driving lanes.  It won't attempt to actively evade a slow controlled stop that the police already know how to perform, just with a self driving car it won't be trying to evade like an actual driver does.  Ideally there will be less reasons for the police to try to stop someone in a car anyway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116391 on: January 07, 2017, 03:15:13 am »

Girl friend just asked me for phone sex. Not sure what to do now. This is going to be awkward tomorrow.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116392 on: January 07, 2017, 03:25:36 am »

time to lurk elsewhere
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« Reply #116393 on: January 07, 2017, 03:28:52 am »

Just text 8===3 a bunch.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116394 on: January 07, 2017, 03:53:38 am »

I've read more books in the last two weeks than the vast majority of people will read this year, and probably a fair number will ever read. I clocked my reading speed, and it came in at over 660WPM. This is mildly unnerving.
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« Reply #116395 on: January 07, 2017, 03:56:25 am »

I've read more books in the last two weeks than the vast majority of people will read this year

So... two :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116396 on: January 07, 2017, 04:13:17 am »

I've read more books in the last two weeks than the vast majority of people will read this year, and probably a fair number will ever read. I clocked my reading speed, and it came in at over 660WPM. This is mildly unnerving.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116397 on: January 07, 2017, 07:58:15 am »

Girl friend just asked me for phone sex. Not sure what to do now. This is going to be awkward tomorrow.
Whatever you do, do it safe. At the very least put a condom over your phone.
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« Reply #116398 on: January 07, 2017, 10:33:30 am »

Girl friend just asked me for phone sex. Not sure what to do now. This is going to be awkward tomorrow.
Whatever you do, do it safe. At the very least put a condom over your phone.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #116399 on: January 07, 2017, 01:41:05 pm »

dude talk about her butt
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