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[ein]

Theres also the strategy of starting as Kilwa, a tribal nation on the horn of Africa, converting to Christianity, forming Italy, becoming the Holy Roman Emperor, then converting to Coptic so that you can core conquered provinces faster than rebels can spawn. 

old news, and ottomans are still faster at coring if you flip yourself to tribal despotism

[overseer05-15]

It's just a prank bro

*EDIT
It's just a cask of amontillado bro

For the love of God, Montresor!

"Yes," I said, "for the love of God!"

I love Bay12 for its humor and awesome folks.
This reminded me of one time when Sirus said something and three other dudes really completed the idea in a nice catchy way. Forgot where or when though >_>

Unrelated to anything--loneliness, in the context of finding someone with similar experience with existential stuff .-.

The Cask of Armoktillado by Edgar Allen Urist

[Eric Blank]

Turns out my phones touch screen responds better to my cats fur than to my fingers. She is pressing all the buttons

[Akura]

That might be the difference of the oiliness of your fingers compared to your cat's paws.

[NJW2000]

Soon out society will have evolved to a point where all technology is controlled by cats.

[BlackFlyme]

Turns out my phones touch screen responds better to my cats fur than to my fingers. She is pressing all the buttons

Your cat can type rather well.

[Kot]

Turns out my phones touch screen responds better to my cats fur than to my fingers. She is pressing all the buttons

Your cat can type rather well.

Yours can't?

[Iceblaster]

All my cat does is stand on me in the most painful ways trying to find a way to somewhere instead of just taking a slightly longer route.


There is this one country song that confuses and irritates me to no end. This one.

like. really. you'll leave your damn wife that you love so much you want to beg for her to stay that you don't stop fishing for like. a day and just spend time with her. or even invite her. is... is she a city person? the worst type of person in the world according to country songs? because damn. this is confusing.

[George_Chickens]

Not entirely sure why... but I was expecting a surprise Johnny Rebel there.

[Iceblaster]

Meh. I don't even know the artists who do the songs. It's all on this big conglomeration of country songs that all have the same stereotypical southern drawl mixed in with people who just have a list of things they're going through, it seems. I kinda wish my parents didn't only put that station on

[Shadowlord]

There are a few good country songs that don't fall into that pattern, though.

For instance, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg

:V

[Yoink]

Was woken up at something like 5 AM by someone, I believe it was the slobby housemate nobody likes, crashing about in the kitchen.
He was making enough noise already, but then he apparently burned himself, judging by the scream followed by loud cursing. Prior to that I'd still been kinda half-dozing, I think, but afterwards I didn't end up managing to get back to sleep.

This guy is one gross son of a bitch. I'm guessing if I go out there I'll see his usual mess scattered around the kitchen, too- bits of pasta crunched into the floor, pasta caked into whatever pan he used to cook it, occasionally even glasses half-filled with pasta sauce...
At least the idea of him burning himself was amusing. I would have liked some more sleep, though. Jerk.

[itisnotlogical]

If you're googling health info, don't go to healthline.com. An article on their site (this one if you wanna try it) spawns dozens of copies of itself as you try to scroll down until Firefox freezes/crashes.

Spoiler: Brief portion of my history after trying to read the article (click to show/hide)

[milo christiansen]

Maybe their website had too much prune juice? It seems to have "the runs"

[Shadowlord]

I wouldn't recommend prune juice, btw, for constipation.