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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114750 on: December 02, 2016, 03:38:50 pm »

Y'all should know by now that us Americans can't tell the difference between Iceland, Greenland, Finland, Norland, Suedeland, and North and South Poleland.

Ummm... I'm American... :P

Honestly the only reason I know anything about Iceland's elections is because I read TorrentFreak (so, no, I'm not really that different from the stereotype after all).
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« Reply #114751 on: December 02, 2016, 03:55:22 pm »

It's real simple.

North Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and sea is.
South Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and mountains are.
Middle Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and forests are.
West Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and German mercenaries are.
East Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and Russian bandits are.
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« Reply #114752 on: December 02, 2016, 04:09:08 pm »

It's real simple.

North Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and sea is.
South Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and mountains are.
Middle Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and forests are.
West Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and German mercenaries are.
East Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and Russian bandits are.
But where is kebab? :^)
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« Reply #114753 on: December 02, 2016, 04:13:09 pm »

I've changed my mind about the Bible, it's the best thing ever.
Huh. Does that basically mean "It's not alright to be loud in the morning, even if you're blessing people"?
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« Reply #114754 on: December 02, 2016, 04:33:00 pm »

I've changed my mind about the Bible, it's the best thing ever.
So you saw that reddit thread too, huh? :P

If so, someone there pointed out that Proverbs 26:18-19 is even better.
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« Reply #114755 on: December 02, 2016, 04:39:41 pm »

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18 Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death 19 is one who deceives their neighbor and says, "It's just a prank bro!"
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« Reply #114756 on: December 02, 2016, 04:42:03 pm »

It's real simple.

North Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and sea is.
South Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and mountains are.
Middle Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and forests are.
West Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and German mercenaries are.
East Poleland is where the Winged Hussars and Russian bandits are.
...Is this "Poleland" of yours bounded by the Urals in the east and the Atlantic in the west? Because we over here call that "West Russia".
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« Reply #114757 on: December 02, 2016, 04:43:49 pm »

Russia is simply part of Poland that doesn't realise it yet.
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« Reply #114758 on: December 02, 2016, 05:00:56 pm »

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« Reply #114759 on: December 02, 2016, 05:17:38 pm »

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« Reply #114760 on: December 02, 2016, 06:45:20 pm »

A game called "Genital Jousting" just showed up on my Steam Exploration Queue. Aside from the skyward scream of "WHHHHYYYYY!!!", it was not flagged as NSFW(screenshots clearly are), while the next title in the list(new The Walking Dead for pre-order) was marked as NSFW.
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« Reply #114761 on: December 02, 2016, 06:48:30 pm »

I watched an LP of Genital Jousting today and it is the most pornographic game I've seen that wasn't actual porn.

Fucking hilarious and looks like great fun at parties, but still nsfw.
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« Reply #114762 on: December 02, 2016, 07:23:48 pm »

A game called "Genital Jousting" just showed up on my Steam Exploration Queue. Aside from the skyward scream of "WHHHHYYYYY!!!", it was not flagged as NSFW(screenshots clearly are), while the next title in the list(new The Walking Dead for pre-order) was marked as NSFW.
Well at least they're getting their priorities straight.
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« Reply #114764 on: December 02, 2016, 07:46:48 pm »

A game called "Genital Jousting" just showed up on my Steam Exploration Queue. Aside from the skyward scream of "WHHHHYYYYY!!!", it was not flagged as NSFW(screenshots clearly are), while the next title in the list(new The Walking Dead for pre-order) was marked as NSFW.
It seems to have been removed from Steam. I missed out. :'(
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