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[Yoink]

I just did a solid day's work. This is so entirely alien to me, so horribly unnatural.
Bleugh. Time to laze around for... ever. Well, until I need to go work again tomorrow.    

[pisskop]

live the dream.

fight the power.  from within.

[Eric Blank]

Kick yo momma in the appendix before she even realizes she pregnant

[hector13]

Kick yo momma in the appendix before she even realizes she pregnant

What if appendectomy, bro?

[Frumple]

Then you put another one in so you can kick it.

[Neonivek]

Goodness... I seriously didn't want Canada to stand as one of the better countries this way...

But worse is with the luck the world has been having... I just know Canada is going to top all of them...

Like... maybe our Beavers will mutate and merge with Caribou to form an apex predator that will start to dismantle our cities.

Or maybe we will start a new fad diet where you eat Metis.

[Eric Blank]

Kick yo momma in the appendix before she even realizes she pregnant

What if appendectomy, bro?

Bladder works fine too.

My roommate actually complained frequently about her kid kicking her in the bladder while she was pregnant. :v

[tonnot98]

A kid in my class that absolutely no one in the school likes was talking about how he had a rope around his neck last month.

Immediately after, someone said "Try again, nobody likes quitters."

Why do people dislike him?

Major ADHD because his mom did drugs while he was in the womb. He annoys everyone that he ends up talking to by just being so incredibly awkward and having very unpopular opinions on most things. Granted, it could just be his parenting, but now everyone that has known him from freshman year actively avoids him, and anyone else that knows about him does the same because he tends to spawn a lot of stories by just doing dumb things.

Some quotes that people like to bring up from him are: "Black and white... it's just not natural." "He's gay? Oh god, get away from me!" "I know how to play this, and I'm going to play this how I know how to play this!"

Back in freshman year, he kept telling me about how he wants to run away from home, get a job, and buy an apartment. At 14. I poked a bunch of holes in his plan then, and just left it at that.

[TheBiggerFish]

Oh geez.

[Shadowlord]

"Peanut butter and jelly... it's just not natural"

This needs to be a meme. What would he think if he was a meme?

[Akura]

Just did 30 squats as part of my attempt to be healthier. I was probably doing them wrong, and now my thighs feel like jelly. On the other hand, I don't feel too terribad from the experience, so that's a great thing. I could go for more, but I might hurt myself(wanted to do 50).

I need to find another exercise to do in the mornings to rotate with the squats, bearing in mind I have no equipment and very little(and fairly dirty) floorspace.

[Shadowlord]

I was probably doing them wrong, and now my thighs feel like jelly.

You were probably doing them right :V

[martinuzz]

Just did 30 squats as part of my attempt to be healthier. I was probably doing them wrong, and now my thighs feel like jelly. On the other hand, I don't feel too terribad from the experience, so that's a great thing. I could go for more, but I might hurt myself(wanted to do 50).

I need to find another exercise to do in the mornings to rotate with the squats, bearing in mind I have no equipment and very little(and fairly dirty) floorspace.

Well, 2l bottles filled with water, or heavier fluid /powder/ small metal junk make for decent improvised arm training weights.
A simple excercise that doesn't even include much movement would be to fill two bottles, hold them out with your arms stretched forward or sideways. See how long you can keep your arms stretched out. Push yourself to hold them out a little longer each time. It's probably not the best excercise for losing weight, but it will train your arm muscles, which will be helpful with push-ups hehehe. You can train different muscles by rotating your arm.

[Rolepgeek]

Just did 30 squats as part of my attempt to be healthier. I was probably doing them wrong, and now my thighs feel like jelly. On the other hand, I don't feel too terribad from the experience, so that's a great thing. I could go for more, but I might hurt myself(wanted to do 50).

I need to find another exercise to do in the mornings to rotate with the squats, bearing in mind I have no equipment and very little(and fairly dirty) floorspace.

Uh...
if you can clean it/have room, crunches and jumping jacks. If not, uh...are you wanting cardio or muscle toning or weight loss or?

I did Track and Cross Country (and swimming; get 3 or 4 pound weights if you can there's some good stuff for shoulder/back strength with those that are nicely granular and performable in basically any area), so most of what I know for exercises are just warm-ups for running. Sorry. :/

But yeah squats make your legs feel like burning petroleum

[TempAcc]

Squats are supposed to make your legs feel like jelly, but I'd advise against just doing series of 30 if you aren't used to doing squats, start with 10, rest for some minutes, do other 10, and build up from that until you reach bigger numbers. Same goes for similar exercise such as pushups, crunches, etc.