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[The Beast]

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[Owlga]

So many people making shitposts, amazing! Mind blown!

[The Beast]

I cant see you, maybe the server is overloaded?

[Eric Blank]

Nah, she's just a ninja. If you ever saw her, shed have to kill you.

Anyway, I have a song from banjo-kazooie stuck in my head now. I don't even know

[Amperzand]

I had three separate lightbulbs, one incandescent, one fluorescent, one LED fail in my house today. What the heck man.

[Lord Shonus]

Sounds like dirty power. Hopefully you have surge protectors or (preferably) UPS systems on anything important.

[Amperzand]

We're pretty sure it's dirty power, yeah. I'm not sure if we have anything much in the way of protection, though. The power strips and so on probably have built-in stuff.

[Putnam]

just spent the last half hour learning about super mario world's music format and stuff in order to maybe shitpost later by implementing a music-replacing romhack into the vinesauce corrupter

then realized...

why

[itisnotlogical]

Same reason I made bacon hot dogs earlier even though I knew they wouldn't be as good as I imagined them.

[The Beast]

What is this magic, the bacon hotdog?
Is this more of american black magic, like baconaise?

[Ultimuh]

What is this magic, the bacon hotdog?
Is this more of american black magic, like baconaise?

Bacon Hotdog? Sounds and looks like a heart-attack time-bomb.

[The Beast]

A girl who feed me one night when I was inebriated just text me after getting my number.
But shes terrible at conversation and is insisting with the amount of messages that it continues.
Why bother, Its not stimulating when every response is: yeah, ok, I dont know etc

I guess its worth being nice to get free food though right?
I know I should always be nice but I want to inform her she sucks at it

[itisnotlogical]

What is this magic, the bacon hotdog?
Is this more of american black magic, like baconaise?

Bacon Hotdog? Sounds and looks like a heart-attack time-bomb.

It is a regular hot dog, wrapped in one strip of bacon and then cooked. Serve between buns with condiments.

[hops]

Oh, good, I was imagining something horrifying like a sausage-shaped amalgam of bacon, wrapped in more bacon.

[Ultimuh]

What is this magic, the bacon hotdog?
Is this more of american black magic, like baconaise?

Bacon Hotdog? Sounds and looks like a heart-attack time-bomb.

It is a regular hot dog, wrapped in one strip of bacon and then cooked. Serve between buns with condiments.

Ah, alright. I was thinking of something else.

Oh, good, I was imagining something horrifying like a sausage-shaped amalgam of bacon, wrapped in more bacon.

This was what I was thinking of.