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[TempAcc]

To be honest, one could argue that the aztecs didn't know actual war, because their weapons were mostly designed for knocking out and maiming enemies to be used as sacrifice later, and your status as a warrior depended solely on how many prisoners you could capture, and they also did this when they fought Cortes, eventualy finding out that wood and stone usualy doesn't fare too well against steel. Since the spaniards didn't care, they would just swiftly kill one aztec warrior and move to the next. Some people also say the aztec's fancy war headgear also made them easy targets for spaniard rifles at night because it made them easier to see and track.

[Furtuka]

Oh god the live action cgi hybrid sonic the hedgehog movie is still a thing.

[martinuzz]

That's your problem, you put milk in it. Milk has no place in tea 

You do realize UK law still has death by hanging as a punishment for those who dare say that?

[Tack]

Bloody milk drinkers.

[Kot]

Milk has no place in tea.

Milk has no place in tea.

Milk has no place in tea.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Bloody milk drinkers.

Drinking bloody milk is manly?

[TD1]

Only if the blood is that of your enemies.

[Digital Hellhound]

Only if the blood is that of your enemies.

Should the milk be of your enemies, too?

[Draignean]

Only if the blood is that of your enemies.

Should the milk be of your enemies, too?

Do not milk your enemies.

[TD1]

Only if the blood is that of your enemies.

Should the milk be of your enemies, too?

Do not milk your enemies.

For to do so, you must first domesticate them; and that keeps them.

I sense a world-breaking proverb building.

[Arx]

Bloody milk drinkers.

Drinking bloody milk is manly?

The Masai think so.

[scriver]

Only if the blood is that of your enemies.

Should the milk be of your enemies, too?

Do not milk your enemies.

For to do so, you must first domesticate them; and that keeps them.

I sense a world-breaking proverb building.

Keep your friends close, keep your domesticated enemies closer.

[tonnot98]

Some fuck reached into my candy bucket at school and stole a snickers, laughed at me, and started eating it while walking away. His friends all called him out on it, and one apologized for him. It pissed me off, because I know I can't really do shit about it.

So then a period later, when I'm walking down the same hallway, he approaches me again, asks for some candy while citing that he "accidentally robbed" me. I rightfully told him to go the fuck away. He's a freshman, too. Now I'm unreasonably salty because it was just a fun-sized snickers, but then again, he did just fucking steal from me while mocking me.

What do?

[TempAcc]

Eat his girlfriend.

[tonnot98]

Eat his girlfriend.

Heh, I could refer to her as my snickers bar the entire time, too!