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[Rolepgeek]

...If C is the conversion factor for time and space, and is effectively Causality, and matter can be described as m=E/C², then the derivative of energy with respect to causality is P, momentum, originally known as persistence. Matter starts to lose it's identity as velocity approaches true zero (T=-273 C); logical, as you cannot divide by zero.

The universe is expanding, and it is expanding at an accelerating rate, where previously the rate of expansion was decreasing. Gravity is spacetime warping due to the existence of matter and/or energy. The amount of space being created over time is increasing, and/or it is a function of the area over which it exists. If the expansion rate of the universe can be modeled as a quadratic function, then the amount of space can be modeled as a cubic function, or d³/t. There are three spatial dimensions and one time dimension.

If the universe has a constant state of tension/energy, or the function of expansion/space is in some way dependent on existing space, and gravity/matter warps this, but the tension must remain the same, then space will expand where gravity is pulling on it, such that there is a net change in tension of zero. If this is limited somehow by the space available, then as objects drift together from gravity naturally agglomerating them, the available space to act on (if the density of the available space is a function of the tension on it, possibly logarithmic?) will decrease, and thus so will the rate of expansion.

But unless expansion slows to zero, it will continue, and there will once again be large amounts of space between larger bodies, which, due to gravity scaling with the inverse square of distance but space being 3-dimensional, not 2-dimensional, allows more expansion to occur, bringing the universe closer to the state of 'zero'/constant tension it would most 'prefer' to be in.

If Causality is C^-1, then the derivative of causality would be [-]C^-2, which is the conversion factor of matter and energy. If it is instead C, then it's antiderivative would be C²/2, but it is not E=mC²/2, despite KE=mV²/2.

This all seems extremely interconnected in some way that I'm just not quite getting and it's very...something. I'm not even sure how it's making me feel, other than like a conspiracy theorist.

[Helgoland]

On a scale from one to Cypress Hill, how stoned are you right now?

[Kot]

...
We should make a thread "How old does the person above you sound".
How old do I sound?

[Rolepgeek]

I'm not.

Although I bet I'm one of a select subset people who become stoned if they don't take drugs.

There's just...a mathematical way this all fits together. I can feel it. Which is weird in and of itself.

EDIT: Late 20s to mid-early thirties?

[TheBiggerFish]

I'm not.

Although I bet I'm one of a select subset people who become stoned if they don't take drugs.

There's just...a mathematical way this all fits together. I can feel it. Which is weird in and of itself.

Keep thinking.

[Sergarr]

@Sergarr:You do kind of...Behave youngly?

But how young? I want to know how young/old the people with whom I talk imagine me...

...oh wait, I have an avatar for that...

oh dear

what's the apparent age of my avatar?

...
We should make a thread "How old does the person above you sound".
How old do I sound?

19-20, but apparently my sense of age is deeply screwed, so w/e

I'm not.

Although I bet I'm one of a select subset people who become stoned if they don't take drugs.

There's just...a mathematical way this all fits together. I can feel it. Which is weird in and of itself.

Keep thinking.

Yeah totally keep doing that. This could help.

[hops]

I mean you sounded pretty old and then you suddenly sounded young.

Meanwhile I feel like I'm a crotchety old person already.

[TheBiggerFish]

@Sergarr:Er, your avatar is, like, 10-12 :v

But I mean, I know you're older than that.

And then there are times when you sound like you're in your 20s.


Hmm...

What's my avatar's age?

[Gunner-Chan]

what's the apparent age of my avatar?

⑨

[TheDarkStar]

What's my avatar's age?

45 in penguin years.

How old do I seem?

[Sergarr]

I mean you sounded pretty old and then you suddenly sounded young.

Meanwhile I feel like I'm a crotchety old person already.

Well yes, that's the thing - this is why I asked the question about "age identity", because it seems that, as it is with my gender identity, it's pretty confused.

On one hand, I fear that I sometimes subconsciously alter my behavioral traits in order to appear younger/older than I really am, to extract some sort of societal benefits or to fit within the local societal expectations.

On the other hand, this is all such a load of boring crap and I just want to live in the moment

What's my avatar's age?

45 in penguin years.

How old do I seem?

24, but I don't know you well enough + my age detector is failing so again w/e

EDIT: Also, 10? I, uh, would've assign her, like 16-17! still underage though

[Kot]

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=161235.0

Wtf?

[Eric Blank]

Given that my daughter also did blow up an anthill in my front yard so bad the crater is still there and it tore siding and windows up, yes. Speaking of I should really fill that up some day since if it got super rainy I can imagine we'd get mosquito problems from it...

Alternatively, you can go blow it up some more and make a nice little fish pond. You will have to ensure you don't have mosquitoes developing, but hey.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

People always think I'm way older than I am, even in meatspace. I was getting online guesses of early to mid 20's when I was 15, and when I graduated High School some critically uninformed people thought I had graduated college. Now I'm getting answers like 25, 30, 40 (that one was with voice chat).

I don't even know.

[Eric Blank]

Don't worry, it's not just you. With my hair falling out and my wrinkles people think I'm in my 30s. :c