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[Edmus]

Goodbye is pretty amusing too. Pretty much just lazy contractions.

[Catmeat]

AHAHAHA
Oh thats too funny.
Can you imagine going to a doctor about your gear. Oh funny.
Mind you if jebus didnt bless you with proper meat then I totally understand.

Please consult a medical professional before attempting dog exercises suggested by random internet people. And then possibly a psychiatrist if you decide to not listen to said professional.

Yeah I have no experience with this tech, was just providing answers.
I think you should consult a psychiatrist in the first place if you think your penis isnt suitable.
Shit being big is overhyped, actually knowing what you are doing and not nutting out first are the actual exercises that you should try.

The gif reminds me of ren and stimpy

[Kot]

... I didin't actually expect an answer. I ain't telling you how big my geese is but it's (quite very much) above average and I am fine with it. Please do not talk about geese, ducks, cocks or other poultry.

[Yoink]

...Quails?

[Eric Blank]

Don't even think about the goddamn quail

[Catmeat]

... I didin't actually expect an answer. I ain't telling you how big my geese is but it's (quite very much) above average and I am fine with it. Please do not talk about geese, ducks, cocks or other poultry.

Ok dont tell me its size..

it's (quite very much) above average

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pm me a pic

[God in the Details]

... I didin't actually expect an answer. I ain't telling you how big my geese is but it's (quite very much) above average and I am fine with it. Please do not talk about geese, ducks, cocks or other poultry.

I assume Numididae are acceptable.

[Kot]

asian average not duck average

Also what would Toady say if he knew we use his site to share pictures of... chickens.

[Rolepgeek]

He might be mad enough to lay an egg.

[Catmeat]

Pheasant?
I was kidding.
Dont get me in trouble, I think I'm on my final warning!
 
Well it was a good year.

[hops]

Pray to Buddha, that he may make you a duck in the next life

but what if he makes him a female duck

one must always word their wishes to nigh-omnipotent beings with weird sense of humor correctly

Buddha is like, the opposite of omnipotent though.

He nirvanaed so hard he annihilated his entire existence.

[TempAcc]

Thats the point of nirvana tho, to herp so hard you become one with the universe and thus cease to exist.
I prefer the brand of semi-nirvana proposed by some yogis, in which you disassociate yourself from the cycle of life but still keep enough individuality to exist apart from the whole universe, turning you into a super ghost thing or something.

[Sergarr]

Pray to Buddha, that he may make you a duck in the next life

but what if he makes him a female duck

one must always word their wishes to nigh-omnipotent beings with weird sense of humor correctly

Buddha is like, the opposite of omnipotent though.

He nirvanaed so hard he annihilated his entire existence.

but isn't that what the requirement for omnipotence actually is

you see, since omnipotence is logically incoherent, only non-existent things can be omnipotent

[Ultimuh]

Thats the point of nirvana tho, to herp so hard you become one with the universe and thus cease to exist.
I prefer the brand of semi-nirvana proposed by some yogis, in which you disassociate yourself from the cycle of life but still keep enough individuality to exist apart from the whole universe, turning you into a super ghost thing or something.

Yeah I prefer to exist, in some form or another as well.
The mere thought of non-existence terrifies me.

[smirk]

I prefer the brand of semi-nirvana proposed by some yogis, in which you disassociate yourself from the cycle of life but still keep enough individuality to exist apart from the whole universe, turning you into a super ghost thing or something.

I believe that's referred to as CHIM.