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[TD1]

Holy cow!

Just a random thought, and I guess me thinking it counts as a WTF. I wonder if, given humanity's love of opposites, there is a rebellious offshoot branch that worships the Unholy Cow.

[scrdest]

Holy cow!

Just a random thought, and I guess me thinking it counts as a WTF. I wonder if, given humanity's love of opposites, there is a rebellious offshoot branch that worships the Unholy Cow.

Probably what edgy teenage Hindu kids pretend to worship.

[Eric Blank]

So today I; was misunderstood by my math instructor when I asked about the missing videos, she thought I'm just illiterate and was looking at the wrong video. So I had to send her a nasty email after class explaining the actual problem and thanking her for helping me make an ass of myself in front of the class. Sarcastically, of course. I don't need help in that regard. But lo! I cannot connect to the wifi network at the library so I can neither email her nor do my homework! I had to send the email on my cell phone, using my own data plan. And then I locked myself out of my car. Because clearly that's what you do when you're thinking about sending an email and not about whether the keys are still in the ignition. I then had to call home to have someone bring me the spare keys, but when my mother arrives an hour later she brought the spare key to the OTHER Ford Taurus we own. The one that doesn't actually run. So she went to work and now my father is driving my prehistoric Jeep out to bring me keys when he'd rather be asleep, all because I'm a dumbass and we own two nearly identical vehicles.

[Frumple]

Y'know, after having something similar involving misplaced keys, I can recommend labeling. It's harder to confuse keys when they've got something on them explicitly saying which vehicle they go to.

[pisskop]

Be nice, and next time make it public.

Most times its not malice.




Similarly, I think I should try to be more stoic about life.  But Im soo aggressive by default.  Not like anger-management aggressive, just not the type to let something happen without thinking awful things.

[Tawa]

Please kill me

[Avis-Mergulus]

Please kill me

We're gonna have to make it a suicide pact, you and I.
Who the hell is even this Leondis person and why does he think it's a good idea?

[Tawa]

Please kill me

We're gonna have to make it a suicide pact, you and I.
Who the hell is even this Leondis person and why does he think it's a good idea?

He seems to have written a few unnecessary sequels to Disney movies and a couple of mediocre original animated films. The best-rated film he's worked on was Prince of Egypt, for which he had the crucial, project-making role of story artist.

Barely comprehensible press release (warning: press release may cause blindness and vomiting)

[Yoink]

Barely comprehensible press release (warning: press release may cause blindness and vomiting)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE

* Yoink quickly pours himself a shot to numb the horror.

FUUUCK

[Loud Whispers]

Please kill me

We're gonna have to make it a suicide pact, you and I.
Who the hell is even this Leondis person and why does he think it's a good idea?

He seems to have written a few unnecessary sequels to Disney movies and a couple of mediocre original animated films. The best-rated film he's worked on was Prince of Egypt, for which he had the crucial, project-making role of story artist.

Barely comprehensible press release (warning: press release may cause blindness and vomiting)

End me

[TempAcc]

Hey, at least its not directed by Adam Sandler.

[pisskop]

Its one step above Jim Carey Starring in it with Rob Schneider as the pimple on his buttcheck and Sandler playing the kooky uncle who offers him rides everywhere

[Yoink]

Hey, at least its not directed by Kevin Costner.

[Neonivek]

I think the best product with internet ghosts...

Is probably Indigo Prophesy.

[Loud Whispers]

If it starred Nicholas Cage though the movie would be legendary