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[Levi]

Bees, bumblebees, wasps... pfah. They're petty annoyances at worst. There is only one enemy, and his name is Mosquito. I would give my soul to see him and his misbegotten kind eradicated from this world.

We really should just wipe them from the earth.  They murder a million of us every year, I think they deserve a good genocide.

I wouldn't be surprised if they kill and make other animals miserable too.  Like this poor itchy snake:

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[penguinofhonor]

what possessed me to make this

the world is a better place because this exists

[Avis-Mergulus]

"Look at me", he rasps and clatters, "Look at me. I am the Future. We are the Future."

Can I bear your children/larvae/what have you?

[Helgoland]

The last two pages are even funnier knowing that there's a now-defunct underground chemistry forum whose members used to call themselves 'bees'. It was even called The Hive, too.

[Teneb]

These pages have been the bee all end all of this thread. Ten honeycombs out of ten.

[Silverthrone]

Bees, bumblebees, wasps... pfah. They're petty annoyances at worst. There is only one enemy, and his name is Mosquito. I would give my soul to see him and his misbegotten kind eradicated from this world.

Never eat a swallow's nest, they're on the frontline of the war on mosquitoism.

"Look at me", he rasps and clatters, "Look at me. I am the Future. We are the Future."

Can I bear your children/larvae/what have you?

"Oh, I thought you would never ask" *Sexy saxophone, gratuitous chitinous pex shots, a lot of references to stingers*

These pages have been the bee all end all of this thread. Ten honeycombs out of ten.

I love Bee12, I've spent some glorious moments roleplaying a bee. And now I want to write a bee-themed porno (A B-porno, if you like).

[JoshuaFH]

No matter how sane or stable the person, anyone is only a small push away from making a bee joke. It's the human condition at work.

[TD1]

The last two pages are even funnier knowing that there's a now-defunct underground chemistry forum whose members used to call themselves 'bees'. It was even called The Hive, too.

Ah, they're just has bee[n]s.

[Helgoland]

Accurate! The successor in spirit is called 'The Vespiary'. I shit you not.

[misko27]

did someone say bees.

[hector13]

I'm covered in bees!

[JoshuaFH]

At this rate we're going to accidentally summon Nicholas Cage.

[Comrade P.]

What's this? An unusual outburst of bee-related posts?
A briefcase full of BEES will put a stop to that!

Signed,
DR. BEES

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cage_(enclosure)

[Dunamisdeos]

EVERYONE GETS A BEE.