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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109650 on: September 23, 2016, 01:14:56 pm »

The past is a terrible place.  I'd have pretty much zero chance of becoming immortal there.
Who would want to be immortal anyway? You'd see your family die, your friends leave, your projects failing.

Pffffffft. Just kidding. Immortality would be great.
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« Reply #109651 on: September 23, 2016, 01:20:22 pm »

youd get over all that.  honestly, what an emo concept, that your family, your so, your job, your palty 20 years of work amounting to nothing.

as if we dont move from one pet to another, from one lover to another.  blase stoicism seems more likely than soulrending agony
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109652 on: September 23, 2016, 01:21:36 pm »

The past is a terrible place.  I'd have pretty much zero chance of becoming immortal there.

I mean, that's pretty much the case in our own time period as well, so I wouldn't say you're missing much. You probably have better chances at abstract immortality in an unlikely time travel scenario if you've absorbed enough knowledge to actually invent something before it's supposed to exist.

You're forgetting a little thing called The Great Depression happening there too. And of course, that's assuming your presence does not derail history.

Well, that's the 30s, isn't it? You can save up supplies through the whole 1920s for that!

Really, I'd be more worried about tuberculosis. Shit was nasty back then.
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« Reply #109653 on: September 23, 2016, 01:21:50 pm »

What if someone told Hitler that everyone was about to attack Omaha Beach? What if someone protected Lenin by killing Stalin? What if someone shot that bomber out of the skies over Hiroshima? I'd rather not have time travel, unless it just transported them to an alternate universe.

Though, if it were me, I'd just go back to last month with all of the winning numbers.

I'd definitely love immortality, though. Just to have a chance to see what the future holds in regards to science, and to be able to contribute to those sciences myself would be amazing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109654 on: September 23, 2016, 01:24:15 pm »

The past is a terrible place.  I'd have pretty much zero chance of becoming immortal there.

I mean, that's pretty much the case in our own time period as well, so I wouldn't say you're missing much. You probably have better chance at abstract immortality if you've absorbed enough knowledge to actually invent something before it's supposed to exist.

You're forgetting a little thing called The Great Depression happening there too. And of course, that's assuming your presence does not derail history.

Well, that's the 30s, isn't it? You can save up supplies through the whole 1920s for that!

Really, I'd be more worried about tuberculosis. Shit was nasty back then.
Let's not forget polio. Smallpox as well.
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« Reply #109655 on: September 23, 2016, 01:27:03 pm »

Hey, you weren't around for smallpox, you don't know what it's like. Maybe smallpox gave people superpowers and inner enlightenment so THE MAN had to develop a vaccine to KILL our POTENTIAL. Then they wrote up some lies afterwards and the whole world sucked it up and thought smallpox was a horrible disease.

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« Reply #109656 on: September 23, 2016, 01:28:31 pm »

Damn them.

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« Reply #109657 on: September 23, 2016, 01:29:34 pm »

Sadly, thanks to the antivaxxer movement I'm only mostly sure that you're joking.

If people can write books about how great the measles are then nothing is safe.
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« Reply #109658 on: September 23, 2016, 01:30:17 pm »

Don't worry too much about immortality. You've already got your immortal soul, unless you have done something very silly indeed with it. It's not quite the same thing as eternal life in a magic computer, but it's something. You'll be around to see it, for good and ill, but in a round-about way, I wager.

But in reguard of re-locating to a different historical era, the baby boomer experience would be a decent bet, wouldn't it? On the whole, they got the future on a silver platter. With a pinch of luck, that could go pretty well indeed.
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« Reply #109659 on: September 23, 2016, 01:34:53 pm »

What if someone told Hitler that everyone was about to attack Omaha Beach?
Nazis actually had some knowledge of the Overlord in advance, they just didin't belive it, since invasion in Calais seemed much more proable.
What if someone protected Lenin by killing Stalin?
Then you'd have Leo Trotsky invading Europe with shitty Sovietpoor tanks and glorious Poland defending the civilized world from barbarian hordes. As usual.
What if someone shot that bomber out of the skies over Hiroshima?
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« Reply #109660 on: September 23, 2016, 01:37:23 pm »

Last night I had a dream about someone pissing me off super bad for reason that I do not remember, and woke up right as I was about to punch them in the face so immediately sat up and slammed my fist into the corner of my nightstand before I was lucid. And only just found the bruise and broken skin on my knuckle from that. Was extra WTF because it took me like 5 minutes of thinking before I remembered what I had done.
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« Reply #109661 on: September 23, 2016, 01:39:34 pm »

I once had the reverse of that. I punched the cinderblock wall next to my dorm bed and injured my hand, then went back to sleep. When I woke up there was no wound, so I guess it was a dream? Felt a lot of feedback compared to normal dream punching...
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« Reply #109662 on: September 23, 2016, 01:42:37 pm »

Don't worry too much about immortality. You've already got your immortal soul, unless you have done something very silly indeed with it. It's not quite the same thing as eternal life in a magic computer, but it's something. You'll be around to see it, for good and ill, but in a round-about way, I wager.

But in reguard of re-locating to a different historical era, the baby boomer experience would be a decent bet, wouldn't it? On the whole, they got the future on a silver platter. With a pinch of luck, that could go pretty well indeed.

Mate, my eternal soul is the ghost within the machine.
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« Reply #109663 on: September 23, 2016, 01:52:55 pm »


Mate, my eternal soul is the ghost within the machine.

Well, true. What is a man but a miserable little pile etc very complicated little machine in a big, complicated universe machine, after all? Now this all 'ere is right an' proper proc-gen, guv.
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« Reply #109664 on: September 23, 2016, 01:54:59 pm »

Don't worry too much about immortality. You've already got your immortal soul, unless you have done something very silly indeed with it. It's not quite the same thing as eternal life in a magic computer, but it's something. You'll be around to see it, for good and ill, but in a round-about way, I wager.
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