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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109380 on: September 18, 2016, 04:09:43 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109381 on: September 18, 2016, 05:56:25 am »

Assemble your dice, place the latest offender separate but within view of the assembled dice, destroy latest offender with large hammer, replace remaining dice in bag.
I feel like I've seen that before.
But yeah totally works.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109382 on: September 18, 2016, 12:30:20 pm »

Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109383 on: September 18, 2016, 12:33:43 pm »

It's like the Roman one in ten rule.
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« Reply #109384 on: September 18, 2016, 12:58:37 pm »

Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
No, we want to terrify them into doing our bidding.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109385 on: September 18, 2016, 01:00:02 pm »

Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
No, we want to terrify them into doing our bidding.
Also known as "submission" :P
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« Reply #109386 on: September 18, 2016, 01:01:27 pm »

Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
No, we want to terrify them into doing our bidding.
Also known as "submission" :P
Not really.  But let's not get into a semantics debate.
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« Reply #109387 on: September 18, 2016, 01:06:48 pm »

Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
No, we want to terrify them into doing our bidding.
Also known as "submission" :P
Not really.  But let's not get into a semantics debate.
Okay.
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« Reply #109388 on: September 18, 2016, 01:08:34 pm »

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« Reply #109389 on: September 18, 2016, 01:10:20 pm »

One of the sniffer dogs is the same colour as the grass.
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« Reply #109390 on: September 18, 2016, 01:19:30 pm »

I found his hat!
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« Reply #109391 on: September 18, 2016, 01:37:09 pm »

I wonder where his pants are though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109392 on: September 18, 2016, 01:48:20 pm »

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« Reply #109393 on: September 18, 2016, 02:24:13 pm »

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« Reply #109394 on: September 18, 2016, 02:40:24 pm »

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