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[Lord Shonus]

I never got that far in that game. I remember dying to the spider in the attic the first half-dozen times I tried playing.

[Akura]

Three times today, I bit the inside of my left cheek in the same spot while eating. Not only does it hurt like hell now, it's also bleeding onto the food I'm chewing. I tried applying some cinnamon to it to try and stop the bleeding, but I'm not sure it worked.

Not sure if cinnamon is really supposed to help stop bleeding actually. Looking up for to see if it does, all I got were links for cinnamon being an aid in stopping menstrual bleeding. That... doesn't apply to me.

[milo christiansen]

Are you sure?

[hops]

Just pretend your mouth is a vagina.

[Putnam]

since every time i talk about things i don't like that aren't, like, objectively horrible, i get shit on, i'll complain about things that are

fuck the rocket equation, man, you want to get anything heavy into space? fuck you, wet/dry ratio natural logarithm bullshit, fuck that noise, emdrive is the only thing that could even possibly get past that and that shit is mad impractical and probably doesn't even work, god DAMN

halting problem motherfucking bullshit, dude

god damn exponential time shit, man, fucking dwarves acting stupid because not doing so is NP-complete, algorithms are dumb

EDIT: EFFICIENCY AND THRUST ARE INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL, the fuck's that, goddamn motherfucking reality taking a big shit on space travel, speed of light slow as fuck goddamn motherfucking huge distances, FUCK conserved quantities, replicators will always be bullshit

[TheBiggerFish]

What happened, Putnam?

[Putnam]

What happened, Putnam?

humans are heavy

EDIT: oh, regarding that first comment, just go back through this thread, you'll see a few cases

[LordPorkins]

Putnams had a bad day.

[Teneb]

I'd say he is royally pissed, since I remember Putnam dislikes (or used to dislike) swearing.

[TheBiggerFish]

What happened, Putnam?

humans are heavy

*...hugpats on general principle*

I'd say he is royally pissed, since I remember Putnam dislikes (or used to dislike) swearing.

[hugpats intensify]

[Putnam]

i am always royally pissed at the unfair nature of delta-V budgets

anyway, yeah, because i'm not allowed to whine about more petty things around here without being accused of having a massive ego or caring too much about video games, i've decided to take out my UNSTOPPABLE RAGE on things that are much less controversial (but thus retread repeatedly)

I'd say he is royally pissed, since I remember Putnam dislikes (or used to dislike) swearing.

i don't swear out loud, just force of habit, never got into that habit in text

[TheBiggerFish]

You could make a thread for it.  That's only half-joking.  Err...Not a Rage Thread, just a 'Putnam Rants About Video Games' thread.

[Putnam]

no, trust me, that would be bad

i do not get mad at video games, i get mad at the people who make them

making a whole thread to bash people would never, ever end well

[LordPorkins]

Dude, theirs like, several dozen you tubers making a pretty penny regardless. Anyway, my least liked Dev is most likely Phil Fish. I understand he's sensitive, but jesus man grow a pair.

[Sirus]

I feel like a huge prude today.

I like to listen to audiobooks while I drive, and I started a new one today. Now, I don't generally have a problem with sexual content in my media, but I'm not sure it was necessary to know exactly how aroused this dude was or what he was doing whilst giving and receiving fellatio. Next time I'm checking the reviews and possible content warnings a little more closely, because this really isn't appropriate for listening material at work and I'm not a huge fan of semi-erotica anyway.