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[Frumple]

Blood. Blood in places you find uncomfortable talking to doctors about.

... which. DA has blood mages, right? Maybe it's a turn on in that universe.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

And what happens when you mess with the candiru fish?

Not much. I cannot find a verified account of a candiru fish entering a human urethra under its own power.

[Frumple]

Trick here, BBG, is that we're talking about a fantasy setting. These are magic candiru. They probably can enter multiple human urethras at the same time (it's like mirror image, except a thousand times worse), and then go on to kill your average villager in melee.

And we'll not talk about the candiru mimics. Those have depopulated countries.

[IcyTea31]

Ugh, computer changes Firefox typeface for no reason. Typical...

*Begins trying as many options as possible before resorting to turning it off and on again.*

about:preferences -> Content -> Fonts & Colors (-> Advanced)

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Trick here, BBG, is that we're talking about a fantasy setting. These are magic candiru. They probably can enter multiple human urethras at the same time (it's like mirror image, except a thousand times worse), and then go on to kill your average villager in melee.

And we'll not talk about the candiru mimics. Those have depopulated countries.

Are you guys using Encyclopedia: Nymphology or FATAL?

[Putnam]

Joy2key and its various equivalents means everything has controller support. Also looks like there's at least one mod that does something with it, so eh.

... not entirely sure why you'd want to play it with one (besides some kind of wrist injury or somethin', I guess), but to each their own. Have actually played elder scrolls games on both controller and M&K and there's not really much comparison which is easier to use (it's not the controller)

Because I'm used to playing it on controller from the roughly million hours I spent playing it on 360?
Seriously, there was a time period where a friend online played for the first time, and EVERY CHARACTER HE APPROACHED I WOULD TELL HIM THEIR LINES BEFORE THEY SAID THEM.
THAT is how much I played Oblivion on console.

"Oh, it's you. Hi."

[ChairmanPoo]

Trick here, BBG, is that we're talking about a fantasy setting. These are magic candiru. They probably can enter multiple human urethras at the same time (it's like mirror image, except a thousand times worse), and then go on to kill your average villager in melee.

And we'll not talk about the candiru mimics. Those have depopulated countries.

Teleport inside, actually.

They teleport so fast that they seem to be in several urethras at once, but this is not actually so.

[Lord Shonus]

Went to court as a witness for the custody hearing for my nephew between my sister and my parents. The magistrate forbade all witnesses from the courtroom, accepted my sister's bald-faced lies as gospel truth, refused to allow the presentation of evidence to counter those claims, and pressured my mother to withdraw. When the withdrawal was not forthcoming, she set a trial date, warning that "witnesses that can do nothing but back up your claims are forbidden. The only witnesses you will be allowed to bring are those can describe incidents that you were not present for and have no knowledge of."

[JoshuaFH]

I've found Kimchicuddles to go into the subject of poly relationships of many types in a useful and educational manner.

In the comic here, what do the characters mean when they say "processing"?

[Frumple]

... do they not have a lawyer, or...?

[Lord Shonus]

... do they not have a lawyer, or...?

Couldn't afford one in the short notice they had, and the services that are supposed to help you match up with pro bono lawyers refused to help.

[hops]

It took me a while to realize Frumple wasn't asking if processing had anythign to do with marriage laws for polyamory.

[Eric Blank]

Blood. Blood in places you find uncomfortable talking to doctors about.

... which. DA has blood mages, right? Maybe it's a turn on in that universe.

Are you implying it's not in this universe?

[Frumple]

... do they not have a lawyer, or...?

Couldn't afford one in the short notice they had, and the services that are supposed to help you match up with pro bono lawyers refused to help.

Ah. Unfortunate, that, and goes a long way in explaining wtf is going on. Best of luck to 'em, but... yeah.

[BlackHeartKabal]

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Thats...
That's wrong.