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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #107535 on: August 12, 2016, 04:41:29 pm »

While stopped at a stoplight I read a sign advertising a cafe. They refer to their soups as "sexy"

How does even into sexy soup?
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« Reply #107536 on: August 12, 2016, 04:43:48 pm »

With second degree burns
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« Reply #107537 on: August 12, 2016, 04:46:32 pm »

We should invest in a cybernetic eye program, to give Gunner-chan depth perception once again.
Why not create a organic eye in a lab from stem cells, then implant it?
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« Reply #107538 on: August 12, 2016, 04:48:23 pm »

A somewhat enviable problem :-\

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Thought process as of two minutes ago: Hey, my foot's starting to look a bit better, bleeding's stopped, the scraped off bit looks like it's healing, just hurts a lil' still. Probably bruised. Let's see! *goes into other room with better lighting looks at foot* *more of the top of the foot is bruise yellow than not* Well... shit.
If it's that bad, try going to the doctor. Get well.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #107539 on: August 12, 2016, 04:50:03 pm »

We should invest in a cybernetic eye program, to give Gunner-chan depth perception once again.
Why not create a organic eye in a lab from stem cells, then implant it?
Like many of these things, I imagine that's rather easier said than done.

...Was that doublepost really necessary? You could have just edited your previous post.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #107540 on: August 12, 2016, 04:50:27 pm »

With second degree burns
Eeehh, there's cold or room temperature soups. After that safety is dealt with and it's just another liquid (or near liquid) to be debauched.

And no clue, BBG. Would imagine they either haven't progressed enough on that front or it costs less to use a cybereye. Can't recall how far development goes on organ production.

And naaah, it's not really bad, it just looks pretty terrible (or at least much worse than I thought it did, hence the wtf). Not much pain, no trouble moving, just in that period where a bruise is progressing along its path and is particularly unpleasant to look at.
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« Reply #107541 on: August 12, 2016, 04:52:11 pm »

@Truean: I kinda understand what you mean. Growing up, my parents would rather spend money on lottery tickets and beer instead of things like important school supplies like paper. I'd be lucky if I ever owned a dollar, and more than once my parents tried to swindle me out of that dollar. Now, I'm probably in the best financial shape of my life. Not great financial shape, but better than I've ever been. I've got some savings, and I damn well make sure my parents don't out how much I really have.

That's not a bad idea.

Now how many millions of dollars do you think we can raise for R&D?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #107542 on: August 12, 2016, 04:54:35 pm »

... I kinda question how bad that fall must of been to mess up your foot that bad. I've taken less damage falling off of a roof.

Not sure I want to know how that happened.  :o


Anyway, WTF of the day is some guy saying he's going to turn a fledgeling RTD into a cheap (but, you know, actually priced) ebook. Pretty sure he's the same person who tried to charge people to play a mediocre FG a while back, too.

Really not sure what to make of that. I mean, I can think of about twenty... I don't know, saner ways to make money right off the top of my head.
I think I remember that forum game. It was called ICE if I remember correctly. Can't find it now, though.
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« Reply #107543 on: August 12, 2016, 04:55:21 pm »

With second degree burns
Eeehh, there's cold or room temperature soups. After that safety is dealt with and it's just another liquid (or near liquid) to be debauched.
Ah but if the soup is sexy, would that not imply that it is also hot?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #107544 on: August 12, 2016, 04:58:27 pm »

sexy can be cold too, furt
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« Reply #107545 on: August 12, 2016, 05:01:11 pm »

But the eye has to still look like an eyepatch.
TBH depth perception never seemed that useful to me though.
Can we get some Raiden-ass stuff though. I would lose both eyes for cybereyes.
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« Reply #107546 on: August 12, 2016, 05:02:31 pm »

But one of Raiden's "eyes" is an unnecessarily powerful fiber optic cloth.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #107547 on: August 12, 2016, 05:03:24 pm »

... I kinda question how bad that fall must of been to mess up your foot that bad. I've taken less damage falling off of a roof.

Not sure I want to know how that happened.  :o


Anyway, WTF of the day is some guy saying he's going to turn a fledgeling RTD into a cheap (but, you know, actually priced) ebook. Pretty sure he's the same person who tried to charge people to play a mediocre FG a while back, too.

Really not sure what to make of that. I mean, I can think of about twenty... I don't know, saner ways to make money right off the top of my head.
I think I remember that forum game. It was called ICE if I remember correctly. Can't find it now, though.

Yeah, sounds right. I have a feeling he deleted it, since the thread basically became (very, very justified) ranting about how ridiculous and stupid the money shenanigans were.

This current one is called xenobrood something-or-other, not sure of the exact phrasing. Made under a different account, for some reason, but he does come right out and say he's the same guy.
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« Reply #107548 on: August 12, 2016, 05:05:46 pm »

How are threads deleted here?
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« Reply #107549 on: August 12, 2016, 05:08:51 pm »

By arguing about politics, mostly.
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