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[Flying Dice]

Believe it or not, there are people who think that that's a funny joke. A murderous glare usually makes them go away. 

[Eric Blank]

My coworkers are completely immune to murderous glares. What do?

[Egan_BW]

Escalate to murder?

[Rolan7]

Doesn't escalate, rise above it!
_{pun intended}

[KingofstarrySkies]

My coworkers are completely immune to murderous glares. What do?

Insert broom into anus.

[TheBiggerFish]

Cars seem an oddly prevalent theme this day. Me and my girlfriend were talking about cars earlier, and later on the bay12 IRC we talked about this one reddit discussion about how a 5th level wizard would fare against a car.

We came to the conclusion that the car would win if it has the initiative advantage. However, if the wizard gets the drop on the car, he can cast levitate then just use the rest of his spells to kill it. However, if the car has druid levels (cars are prob all true neutral anyway, except christine, who's chaotic evil, and google cars, which are lawful evil), he can just cast entangling roots and run over the wizard repeately. If the car has barbarian levels then the wizard can forget about out-initiating it.

Cars get cleave and spring attack as inherent feats. Cars are also immune to sneak attacks and attacks of opportunity, but must keep moving to attack anyone, and its always a charge.

Car druid op.

Nonono, Google cars are lawful good, Google's not evil!

[hector13]

They changed the bloody backspace shortcut! /brokenrecord

[TheBiggerFish]

They changed the bloody backspace shortcut! /brokenrecord

Dude, that shortcut it's a hotkey was kinda stupid.

And I'm sure domeone made a plugin to enable it again by now anyway.

[hector13]

I'm a depressive. Learned helplessness. I'll complain forevermore.

[TheBiggerFish]

I'm a depressive. Learned helplessness. I'll complain forevermore.

Then unlearn it *slaps with 40-foot tagliatelle noodle*

[itisnotlogical]

Looking through old abandoned websites, oddities and things nobody updated.

While some of these are probably historical, or on a server shared with many websites where they may be overlooked, I have to wonder who's paying the rent on Nathan's Toasty Technology Page or the Netscape start page or zombo.com or even the Dole/Kemp Online Presidential Campaign.

Who's paying to keep these pages online, despite never updating them? Why? Whyyyyyyyy.

Although I have to admit that the preservationist in me loves that most of these pages are still fully functional, Flash and all.

[Yoink]

That's definitely a good thing!

ISP sent out my new modem and they haven't even got my billing details yet. Wat.

[TheBiggerFish]

It's 3:45 AM and I'm not really tired.  I need to get back on a normal sleep schedule by next week.  Why, brain, why.

[hector13]

6 hours of sleep every night 'til you can get to sleep at a more regular time for you.

Unless you're one of those weird folk that can get by on 6 hours of sleep.

If not, you will be utterly tired for a few days, but you will be able to do things, for the most part, while still making pains to get to sleep at proper times.

[TheBiggerFish]

That's the problem.  This is regular(ish) when I don't have to wake up in the morning.

Next week, I do have to wake up in the morning.

And I need to be functioning properly because AAAAAAAAAAA COLLLEEGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE