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[TempAcc]

Who wears a sandal on their penis tho.

BARBARIANS, thats who.

Anyway, romans had an edge over the greeks in that regard, because while greeks went "lel barbarians i'm so much better fuck those dweebs i dont care if they have some nicer things", romans went "lol you're a barbarian o btw nice sword lemme take it and copy it then stab all your friends with it".

[Orange Wizard]

"and once I'm finished stabbing your friends, you can bring your family across the Danube to become Roman citizens"

[Tack]

Romans were like "barbarian is not PC. We call them 'Auxilia'"

[Teneb]

"and once I'm finished stabbing your friends, you can bring your family across the Danube to become Roman citizens"

"We may require you to hike all the way to Iberia to fight the Alans, though."

[TempAcc]

Hey, it was prob really worth it at the time, given how people would go to absurd lenghts just to become a roman citizen :u
Being a roman citizen at the time essentialy meant everyone subservient or scared of the romans had to not fuck with you, and that includes governors. Whipping/imprisoning a roman citizen without a trial by roman authorities was a huge offense which could get yourself crucified.

EDIT: in more recent WTF, yesterday muh girlfriend bought this cutesy looking plant yesterday because, well, it looked cute.

Today she just send me a message and a pic about how she just bought 5 other cutesy looking plants, all of similar size but different shapes and colours.

She calls one of them "Mirian".

Girlfriend pls.

[Yoink]

I've been having to take baths instead of showers lately, due to the shower drain needing some serious TLC.
Don't believe I can remember the last tiime I had a bath. O.o

[scriver]

...You might want to see a memory doctor about that. Frequent blackout because of bathing could be a serious issue.

[Wolfhunter107]

...You might want to see a memory doctor about that. Frequent blackout because of bathing could be a serious issue.

I think he just means that he hasn't taken a bath in a long time.

[Rolan7]

... The what?

[Tack]

I've been having to take baths instead of showers lately, due to the shower drain needing some serious TLC.
Don't believe I can remember the last tiime I had a bath. O.o

At least the shower and bath aren't a duo? 'Cos that would be creepy.

However I'm assuming the shower drain wouldn't be fixable with excessive amounts of drain cleaner, goggles and a plunger?

[Steelmagic]

So, Cr1tikal made a video telling the story of his terrible time in his Ceramics class, all well and good, but apparently he had to disable comments because people actually hunted down and attacked the teacher, or something of the sort. Possibly taking down the video altogether if such terribleness continues. Seriously, what the hell?

[Emma]

I knew that people can be dumb. But attacking an internet guy's ceramics teacher seems dumber than usual.

[Tawa]

I knew that people can be dumb. But attacking an internet guy's ceramics teacher seems dumber than usual.

[Steelmagic]

Yeah, it's pretty remarkably stupid.

Spoiler: The description for the video (click to show/hide)

"For the first time in 9 years I've had to disable comments on a video due to people hunting the teacher down and attacking him. I'll take down the video if it continues and I'm honestly embarrassed about even telling the story now. Yes G and I had a shitty experience in the class, but not everyone did. This story was not meant to incite outrage at the guy and try and ruin him; it was just meant to be fun to listen to."

[BlackHeartKabal]

You should only have faith in individuals not to be stupid, not people. It's still kinda sad to hear.