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[redwallzyl]

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Florida Man Tries to Kiss Cottonmouth Snake 
Florida man robs pizza delivery man, poops pants
Florida Man tries to avoid being arrested by covering himself in poop and throwing it at deputies
Florida Man named Jesus emasculated during failed bestiality escapade

[Akura]

It's >90°F. My room is significantly hotter than the rest of the house. It's been so hot lately it's been making me sick - that's most likely were my nausea is coming from.

I just made myself a hot cup of tea.

[Frumple]

Okay, you know how most of the world thinks Americans are, well, special? Florida is that, to the rest of America.

Thanks.

For a slightly more involved answer, mix a non-negligibly bungled education system, fairly extreme drug trafficking, pretty notable amounts of poverty, and basically the goddamn hottest/most humid weather in the country, that tried to develop itself in a swamp. Add in a hefty dollop of southern culture and contemplate the obviously expected results.

[Amperzand]

But also a good number of rich people living there for some reason.

[Furtuka]

Also it's the favored state for retirees, so a dose of senility gets thrown into the equation as well.

[Frumple]

Yeah, mostly cheap living and warm weather is fairly appealing to retirees. Part of it's a feedback loop, too -- old folks come because old folks are here. The reputation of a good place to retire, never mind how actually appropriate it is for a particular person, draws folks, and then half senile stubbornness/buyer's regret makes them stay.

E: It also helps that many of them don't really have to do anything most of the year, so they don't particularly have to deal with the weather to any meaningful degree. The fact that the environment is basically hell the majority of the year is something that's not as much of a downside.

[Flying Dice]

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Florida Man named Jesus emasculated during failed bestiality escapade

Holy shit look at the smirk on the dog's face, that's absolutely perfect.

[Loud Whispers]

[Eric Blank]

"Won't try that again will ya?!"

[Frumple]

This is florida and prosthetic technology has developed far. Don't tempt them.

[itisnotlogical]

I have never felt ASMR before, is my ASMR organ broken? I've had people show me their favorite ASMR videos and I don't feel anything at all. It puts me on edge more than it relaxes me; it's like when someone's trying to be really quiet, but there's still some involuntary noise they can't help and those noises seem really loud because they're silent otherwise. It's like they recorded that with a really high-quality microphone.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Not everybody experiences ASMR, and it can come or go without warning. It's a subjective feeling; you aren't going to get it unless you hit the correct trigger, and you may not even have one.

That said, if the ASMR videos you're watching are all dumb whisper shit, I'd recommend giving unintentional a try.

[Orange Wizard]

Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a euphoric experience

Ha

...

In any case, I've never experienced it either. You're not alone.

[penguinofhonor]

ASMR is made more confusing because a portion of the ASMR community clearly has some weird sexual shit going on. Lots of videos of attractive women whispering role-play scenarios.

One of my friends gets ASMR from some electronic music. That seems pretty cool. I don't get it but I'm jealous of some of the people with it.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

This is florida and prosthetic technology has developed far. Don't tempt them.

Don't forget the vat penises.