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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14461057 times)

Rolan7

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105135 on: June 29, 2016, 06:55:57 pm »

What?  I never asked for that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105136 on: June 29, 2016, 07:07:31 pm »

You don't get to choose the augmentations. The augmentations choose you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105137 on: June 29, 2016, 07:09:54 pm »

Yes, but you don't talk about the rampant bodymodding cyberspider epidemic in polite company. No one wants to remember when they were woken up in the night by their eyes being plucked out by a scuttling metal monstrosity with more legs than sanity can handle.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2016, 07:11:40 pm by Frumple »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105138 on: June 29, 2016, 07:10:58 pm »

Clearly they're cyberglasses.  Like astronaut facedomes, they adjust to the light level. 
http://www.allaboutvision.com/lenses/photochromic.htm
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105139 on: June 29, 2016, 07:35:47 pm »

I did not know what to make my first post... until I saw an ad on youtube don't know what they were selling but then they started kissing a TV.
wut?
« Last Edit: June 29, 2016, 07:48:23 pm by fromtwoplanes »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105140 on: June 29, 2016, 07:56:45 pm »

It is a statistical certainty that in the future everyone will wear sunglasses, though. Historical data clearly show an increase in sunglass wearing over time.
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« Reply #105141 on: June 29, 2016, 09:04:47 pm »

Spoiler: obligatory xkcd (click to show/hide)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105142 on: June 29, 2016, 09:18:39 pm »

It is apparently quite difficult to describe the process of whistling with only your tongue.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105143 on: June 29, 2016, 09:27:27 pm »

Make a circle with your tongue and blow? Seems to be all it takes. Kinda' shoddy with just that, but eh, it was making whistley noises.

... actually, I think the words you're looking for is that it's quite difficult to describe whistling with only your tongue without it sounding like innuendo. That seems much harder.
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« Reply #105144 on: June 29, 2016, 09:28:09 pm »

Make a circle with your tongue and blow?

This is a very insufficient explanation. I remain whistless  :'(
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105145 on: June 29, 2016, 09:30:06 pm »

I did not know what to make my first post... until I saw an ad on youtube don't know what they were selling but then they started kissing a TV.
wut?
That's a pretty decent first post, little lunatic. You'll go far.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105146 on: June 29, 2016, 09:31:13 pm »

You have to pucker your lips as well.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105147 on: June 29, 2016, 09:31:55 pm »

Make a circle with your tongue and blow?

This is a very insufficient explanation. I remain whistless  :'(
No matter how much you may wish it, my tongue is not your tongue. Keep fiddling with the shape and air flow until whistley noises come out.
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« Reply #105148 on: June 29, 2016, 09:32:56 pm »

Make a circle with your tongue and blow?
This is a very insufficient explanation. I remain whistless  :'(
No matter how much you may wish it, my tongue is not your tongue. Keep fiddling with the shape and air flow until whistley noises come out.
But what can we do to make both tongues be the same?
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« Reply #105149 on: June 29, 2016, 09:34:32 pm »

But what can we do to make both tongues be the same?
Reconstructive surgery. It's not worth it.
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