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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14845429 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104355 on: June 16, 2016, 08:51:56 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104356 on: June 16, 2016, 09:26:01 am »

I kinda want a futuristic blanket that reads your mind and shape itself and regulate its temperature to be perfect.
And then the AI goes mental and strangles+cooks you in your sleep.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104357 on: June 16, 2016, 09:38:38 am »

I kinda want a futuristic blanket that reads your mind and shape itself and regulate its temperature to be perfect.
And then the AI goes mental and strangles+cooks you in your sleep.
What if the AI goes tsundere and starts randomly alternating between being comfortable and uncomfortable?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104358 on: June 16, 2016, 09:40:01 am »

Who said that this would need an AI?  But sure.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104359 on: June 16, 2016, 10:26:47 am »

I kinda want a futuristic blanket that reads your mind and shape itself and regulate its temperature to be perfect.
And then the AI goes mental and strangles+cooks you in your sleep.
What if the AI goes tsundere and starts randomly alternating between being comfortable and uncomfortable?

It's not like I like you or anything, b-baka!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104360 on: June 16, 2016, 10:30:30 am »

I kinda want a futuristic blanket that reads your mind and shape itself and regulate its temperature to be perfect.
And then the AI goes mental and strangles+cooks you in your sleep.
What if the AI goes tsundere and starts randomly alternating between being comfortable and uncomfortable?

It's not like I like you or anything, b-baka!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104361 on: June 16, 2016, 11:16:38 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104362 on: June 16, 2016, 11:48:27 am »

Youtubers are putting Battlefield 1 content out from some demo EA let them play.  There are really two WTFs: the first is all the youtube comments saying that its unrealistic because machine guns/parachutes/tanks didn't exist... they did?  Second is that the tone is kinda... off for WW1, especially the war zeppelin with people parachuting out of it, which I would describe as almost steampunk (among other things, paratroopers hadn't been invented yet).  The tech is right, the flow of combat isn't, which is about what I was expecting.

Still looks like a kickass game, pity hardware concerns are going to force me to skip it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104363 on: June 16, 2016, 12:32:43 pm »

The tanks seem oddly agile and powerful. The gameplay clip I saw showed a Mark 3II (or was it a mark v?) moving through rough terrain at about the same speed a modern day APC would and breaking down walls.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104364 on: June 16, 2016, 12:35:08 pm »

"Hey, let's do WWI, but with modern tanks and zeppelins dropping paratroopers, no one will ever notice the difference!"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104365 on: June 16, 2016, 12:40:44 pm »

The tanks seem oddly agile and powerful. The gameplay clip I saw showed a Mark 3II (or was it a mark v?) moving through rough terrain at about the same speed a modern day APC would and breaking down walls.

Something tells me realistic mark whatever heavy tanks wouldn't be too much fun

I'm fairly certain they didn't go much faster than marching pace.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104366 on: June 16, 2016, 12:47:42 pm »

But thats the thing. If I play a game about being a soldier in WW1, I'm not playing it to have a regular FPS experience, I'm playing it to have FPS experience that more closely matches the standards of WW1. If tanks were slow as all hell back then, then so be it :v

I don't want to spend money on a game about ww1 thats essentialy just a reskinned normal CoD game filled with bolt action weapons.
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« Reply #104367 on: June 16, 2016, 12:53:55 pm »

I don't want to spend money on a game about ww1 thats essentialy just a reskinned normal CoD game filled with bolt action weapons.

Not even that. From what I've seen there are very few bolt action weapons, most people are fighting with semi-automatics.

Personally, I think battlefield one will end up like FarCry Primal, brand new setting, same old game. It will probably still be good, but it won't be the breath of fresh air we're dying for.
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« Reply #104368 on: June 16, 2016, 12:58:18 pm »

Well Battlefield 1 looks more like a steampunk shooter rather than actual WW1.
There should be some concessions made for gameplays sake but from what i saw it... kinda became Battlefield Steampunk.

because... you know steampunk is about mechanical contraptions that despite being relatively primitive (but not simple) manage to work way better than they have any right to.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #104369 on: June 16, 2016, 01:00:23 pm »

I don't want to spend money on a game thats essentialy just a reskinned normal CoD game
Well, there's your problem!
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