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[Rolan7]

It's actually the USA election thread, technically, but I'm certainly not complaining.

[Teneb]

And to my knowledge Trump isn't part of the African Election.

Only US ex-presidents can become president of Africa. That's the only way for Trump to seize his true destiny as emperor of Greater Liberia.

Also yeah, Unasul master-UN, no Afreeka.

[Sergarr]

I've somehow missed it earlier, but the same document that contained the killer robots also has this:

*drone name 1* and *drone name 2* of close-range reconnaissance are equipped with highly sensitive directional microphones with circular-directional diagrams, that through the artificial intelligence of control system, recognize cries for help in twenty languages and analyze the emotional state of a source of information.

skynet when

[SOLDIER First]

I've been waiting all day to be temporarily un-grounded so I can play Asscreed: Black Flag.
And I get the confirmation, and I look for the game
but out of all the ones we brought in a giant box of Wii, PS2/3, and 360 games in the move
it's the only one we don't have. We have the multiplayer disc in an unmarked box, but not the single player one.

[Shadowlord]

KOSS's avatar, which locks up my phone browser for a minute or so if he posted in a thread I'm trying to read.

[KingofstarrySkies]

...Huh. Well. Gitgud? Aah, I'll change it soon enough.

[IcyTea31]

Changing it might not be necessary, if you just compress it a little. Looking at avatars on this page, they're sized mostly between 100 and 250 KB. Yours is 1025 KB.

[Yoink]

Funnily enough, on this old phone's cruddy web browser KOSS's avatar is one of few that work.

For whatever reason(s), I haven't been sleeping well on this trip, and the phone conversation I just had really drove home just how tired I am. I mean, I've been feeling pretty tired all day (and probably the last few days at least), but being barely able to string together the sentences I'd planned on saying made me realise just how long it's been since I've had a good, rejuvenating night's sleep. 

Lately I've been having far too many dreams to get much actual rest.
At least I've been remembering a fair bit of said dreams, probably more than I usually would, but still not as much of them as I'd like. Bluh. I think I had already been feeling persistently tired before I left on this trip, so sleeping on a camping bed in a strange place for a week or so hasn't helped.

[DeKaFu]

I just went to pour myself a bowl of fruit loops for breakfast and the bottom of the box is full of money.

There is also money mixed into the cereal.

Assorted coins.

Gross.

Why?!

[pisskop]

Lucky Charms keeps getting stolen for a reason

[birdy51]

I just went to pour myself a bowl of fruit loops for breakfast and the bottom of the box is full of money.

There is also money mixed into the cereal.

Assorted coins.

Gross.

Why?!

...This sounds like you could have a lawsuit of some sort. O.o

[DeKaFu]

Nah, the box is mostly empty already. Pretty sure someone else in the house just somehow (??) accidentally spilled a bunch of loose change into the cereal box. I have no idea how that happens.

I had cheerios instead. :/

[Yoink]

Earlier, as I was channel surfing, I ended up watching the latter half of a movie about twenty-somethings.

The movie was rather enjoyable, but the point is that it led me to the somewhat shocking realization that I am a twenty-something. Oh gods. When did this happen? I just need to get an unfulfilling dead-end job so that I can loathe myself more completely, then I'll really tick all the boxes. Maybe take up smoking* just to add a cherry atop the cake.

I had cheerios instead. :/

This went from a major WTF to Sad Thread material pretty quickly.

[pisskop]

cheerios are delicious

[TheBiggerFish]

How did my postrate slow down so much, good grief.  I've been really distracted it seems.