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[Sonlirain]

Jesus FUCK this doesn't sound natural.

Foxes do that as well TBH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwiwqKE-moo
It sounds like someone getting gutted alive in the forest.

Also some of the creepyness in that audio might be caused by the microphone having trouble capturing the sound properly.

[Neonivek]

So I was watching a movie where this guy who lost his wife absolutely refused to ever be alone with a woman in a room.

Which I know what they were going for a sort of "Even in her passing I will be faithful to her" sort of way.

Yet he goes so far with it, right down to kicking women out of their homes to work on their appliances... That it honestly comes off as more that he is a recovering sex offender who honestly believes he might do something with a woman in the same room (doesn't help that he acts like a psycho the whole movie).

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I don't get how there can be such a huge disconnect between intent and how people come off with something like this movie.

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Yet that isn't really it, the WTF continues because his actions are not even considered a quirk or deficiency but rather that he is "Old Fashioned". So the movie either A) Thinks all women are temptresses or B) Men are Satyrs and can't control themselves.

I haven't even started really... this movie is just... WTF after WTF.

ALSO WHAT FLIPPING time period were men and women REALLY not allowed to be alone together in a room? What year are we talking about? 1940s or 1640s? How Old fashioned are we talking?

[pisskop]

At my work we sit in a room for eight hours watching television and reading books.
We have a person turn up to our room and sit with us for half an hour so that it can be legally proven that we had a break.

actually sounds awful.

i imagine its great until you are forced to analyze something you hate/feel is offensive

[TheBiggerFish]

At my work we sit in a room for eight hours watching television and reading books.
We have a person turn up to our room and sit with us for half an hour so that it can be legally proven that we had a break.

What do you actually do?

[Neonivek]

Ok I SHOULD leave my WTF to the page that got bumped off... and I will for the most part.

But I have to ask because I will never find out...

What year were married men not allowed to be in the same room as another woman?

Or heck what year were "Men" not allowed to be in the same room as another woman?

I want to know when this "Old fashioned" thing was. I honestly tried looking it up but all I get is websites on Islamic countries (No... not making it up. Though how accurate those sites are is beyond me)

[GiglameshDespair]

At my work we sit in a room for eight hours watching television and reading books.
We have a person turn up to our room and sit with us for half an hour so that it can be legally proven that we had a break.

What do you actually do?

They sit in a room for eight hours, watching television and reading books.

[Orange Wizard]

Do you work at the Censor's Office or something?

[Aklyon]

Do you work at the Censor's Office or something?

Could also be the tv/movie-rating office.

[TheBiggerFish]

At my work we sit in a room for eight hours watching television and reading books.
We have a person turn up to our room and sit with us for half an hour so that it can be legally proven that we had a break.

What do you actually do?

They sit in a room for eight hours, watching television and reading books.

Yes, I noticed.  For what purpose?

[heydude6]

I don't exactly remember the forum guidelines so perhaps this breaks them, but have any of you guys ever dealt with chatbots that pretended to be attractive women who are totally into you?

Well I just got this:

Are you a candle? Cause I'm totally going to blow you.

Obviously I censored it in order to stay within forum guidelines, hopefully you guys are clever enough to figure out what it was supposed to say. Now uncensored.

Anyway, the reason why this is a WTF for me, is because this is the first time I've ever seen this specific chatbot be so explicit with me (I never decided to block the number for some reason)...

But mainly because my young, inexperienced, male mind just learned about the existence of female pickup lines.

EDIT: removed censorship

[Neonivek]

That is because no female I know would ever use those pickup lines... even ironically.

[heydude6]

That is because no female I know would ever use those pickup lines... even ironically.

Then why do male pick-up lines exist?

Personally, I just like them because they're funny in a stupid kind of way.

[Shadowlord]

Ok I SHOULD leave my WTF to the page that got bumped off... and I will for the most part.

But I have to ask because I will never find out...

What year were married men not allowed to be in the same room as another woman?

Or heck what year were "Men" not allowed to be in the same room as another woman?

I want to know when this "Old fashioned" thing was. I honestly tried looking it up but all I get is websites on Islamic countries (No... not making it up. Though how accurate those sites are is beyond me)

2016. *points at the "Islamic State"* Oh look, I guess you already found the answer.

I don't exactly remember the forum guidelines so perhaps this breaks them, but have any of you guys ever dealt with chatbots that pretended to be attractive women who are totally into you?

Well I just got this:

Are you a candle? Cause I'm totally going to blow you.

Obviously I censored it in order to stay within forum guidelines, hopefully you guys are clever enough to figure out what it was supposed to say. Now uncensored.

Anyway, the reason why this is a WTF for me, is because this is the first time I've ever seen this specific chatbot be so explicit with me (I never decided to block the number for some reason)...

But mainly because my young, inexperienced, male mind just learned about the existence of female pickup lines.

EDIT: removed censorship

That's hilarious. If someone said that to me, I'd probably pick a random quote from Weird Al - Wanna B Ur Lovr to say back at them.

[Arcvasti]

That is because no female I know would ever use those pickup lines... even ironically.

M8, you seriously underestimate the power of irony.


Speaking of the power of irony:

Some junior high kids at my school decided to smoke some weeds in the school bathroom. Note that I do not mean marijuana: Just random plants from the school field. They didn't extinguish their "joints" and set the garbage can on fire. And now we have a lone security guard patrolling the halls. Which must be a super cushy job for them, since even the worst scumbags at my school aren't violent at all. Just walk up and down hallway, obtain cash muns.

[Amperzand]

...Nice job, guys.