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[Baffler]

Also, fuckhuge shrimps are down in the Mariana's Trench, and apparently really big snailfish too.

And absurdly large, multinucleate single celled organisms.

[pisskop]

They form delicate and elaborate agglutinated tests that range from a few millimetres to 20 centimetres. Species of this group are morphologically variable, but the general structural pattern includes a test enclosing a branching system of organic tubules together with masses of waste material (stercomata).[11]

Theyre all poo and piping  :o


Go figure the largest single-cell ever is a giant digestive tract

[KingofstarrySkies]

This is why we should destroy the deep ocean. So none of those nightmares ever rise up to the top to lure us with their shiny, shiny lights.

[Orange Wizard]

Nuke the amoebas

[SOLDIER First]

If it's any consolation, deep sea creatures evolved light-based methods of capturing prey because there's Literally No Sunlight that deep. For all they know the ocean ends a few miles up and they'll never travel to the surface.

[Amperzand]

I believe there was actually a proposal to detonate a megaton bomb at the bottom of the Mariana Trench for !!science!!.

[SOLDIER First]

That would split the planet open, you fool!

[Sirus]

If it's any consolation, deep sea creatures evolved light-based methods of capturing prey because there's Literally No Sunlight that deep. For all they know the ocean ends a few miles up and they'll never travel to the surface.

Of course they won't, they'd explode if they tried.

[SOLDIER First]

don't you sass me with scientifically accurate information I forgot about

[hector13]

How would you prefer to be sassed?

[hops]

If it's any consolation, deep sea creatures evolved light-based methods of capturing prey because there's Literally No Sunlight that deep. For all they know the ocean ends a few miles up and they'll never travel to the surface.

Of course they won't, they'd explode if they tried.

Humans would also explode in space, but we still went there.

git gud cthulhu

[Orange Wizard]

How would you prefer to be sassed?

By your mum

[hector13]

How would you prefer to be sassed?

By your mum

A most bizarre shitpost, if ever I saw one.

I shall respond with "no, your mum"

Further on the topic of WTFs I just watched the Stanford Prison Experiment, a dramatization of Phillip Zimbardo's experiment.

Holy shit. I think I need to look further into my anarchistic tendencies.

[KingofstarrySkies]

If it's any consolation, deep sea creatures evolved light-based methods of capturing prey because there's Literally No Sunlight that deep. For all they know the ocean ends a few miles up and they'll never travel to the surface.

Of course they won't, they'd explode if they tried.

Humans would also explode in space, but we still went there.

git gud cthulhu

...Fuck. Woah.

[Sirus]

If it's any consolation, deep sea creatures evolved light-based methods of capturing prey because there's Literally No Sunlight that deep. For all they know the ocean ends a few miles up and they'll never travel to the surface.

Of course they won't, they'd explode if they tried.

Humans would also explode in space, but we still went there.

git gud cthulhu

Lemme know when fish develop pressurized suits, and then I'll worry.