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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14422194 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101625 on: May 01, 2016, 03:20:01 pm »

Not that it was at all worth involving yourself with a divorce case, and the guy sounds entitled, but...  Isn't there a strong incentive for "pro bono" work?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101626 on: May 01, 2016, 03:29:31 pm »

How do you overcharge someone when you're charging nothing? Did he want you to give him money instead?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101627 on: May 01, 2016, 03:35:45 pm »

So, I just got the notification that today at 9:15 I received the following message:

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It seems like something retarded. It's probably a virus I got from going around in websites... I tried typing this into google translate and I get nothing. It's coming from this number.
I checked if I had any subscription on my phone that I had to pay for, but nothing.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101628 on: May 01, 2016, 03:39:26 pm »

Maybe they just had the wrong number?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101629 on: May 01, 2016, 03:43:47 pm »

I guess it was the FBI sending an encrypted message to Obama, but they got the wrong number. I'm from Italy, how much have they messed up if they sent it to me?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101630 on: May 01, 2016, 03:50:31 pm »


Not really, no. It isn't like you get anything for doing pro bono stuff. You probably should get, I dunno but some kind of thing, because then it would skyrocket, but nopes. Also, it costs money to do (even basic operations costs).

I have no idea.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101631 on: May 01, 2016, 03:54:02 pm »

Here I am, having a fun session of Planetside 2. I've got an anti-infantry turret set up pointed at an enemy Sunderer, tearing them up as they spawn(screw them, they spawncamp me all the time). Then my phone rings. Even though spam calls are pretty much the only calls I get, I know who it is even before I look: My mother. She wants me to go into her room to find something, but I can't hear what she says. At this point, I start Redeploying(basically suiciding in PS2), since I obviously can't play while talking on the phone. She tries again to tell me what she wants me to do, but she's still unclear, and as I go into her room to try and figure out what it is, the call cuts out, so either she hung up or the signal dropped. Probably the latter as my phone signal indicator has had 1 bar for the past half hour. By the time I get back to the game, the battle is over, gg erry1.

Dammit, I was having fun before this bullcrap. I still don't know what she wanted.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101632 on: May 01, 2016, 04:13:05 pm »

So, I just got the notification that today at 9:15 I received the following message:

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It seems like something retarded. It's probably a virus I got from going around in websites... I tried typing this into google translate and I get nothing. It's coming from this number.
I checked if I had any subscription on my phone that I had to pay for, but nothing.
It's butchered German. 'Is it [or maybe 'are you'] in yet? When does he swim? Else we'll come around 11? Is that okay? Dear greetings, [a common goodbye formula, especially in texts] Kathia'

Someone called Kathia either wants to go swimming with some folks or is texting a guy while fucking him together with a third person. Either way she's having a difficult time expressing what she wants.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101633 on: May 01, 2016, 04:18:28 pm »

So, I just got the notification that today at 9:15 I received the following message:

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It seems like something retarded. It's probably a virus I got from going around in websites... I tried typing this into google translate and I get nothing. It's coming from this number.
I checked if I had any subscription on my phone that I had to pay for, but nothing.
It's butchered German. 'Is it [or maybe 'are you'] in yet? When does he swim? Else we'll come around 11? Is that okay? Dear greetings, [a common goodbye formula, especially in texts] Kathia'

Someone called Kathia either wants to go swimming with some folks or is texting a guy while fucking him together with a third person. Either way she's having a difficult time expressing what she wants.
I seriously have no idea why someone sent me that

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101634 on: May 01, 2016, 04:23:13 pm »

Wrong number, probably. Kathia met some vacationing Germans, and now she's going to a club with them or something.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101635 on: May 01, 2016, 04:31:26 pm »

Wrong number, probably. Kathia met some vacationing Germans,
and one thing inevitably led to another.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101636 on: May 01, 2016, 04:37:10 pm »

Wrong number, probably. Kathia met some vacationing Germans,
and one thing inevitably led to texting a guy while fucking him together with a third person.
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« Reply #101637 on: May 01, 2016, 04:43:58 pm »

So, I just got the notification that today at 9:15 I received the following message:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It seems like something retarded. It's probably a virus I got from going around in websites... I tried typing this into google translate and I get nothing. It's coming from this number.
I checked if I had any subscription on my phone that I had to pay for, but nothing.
It's butchered German. 'Is it [or maybe 'are you'] in yet? When does he swim? Else we'll come around 11? Is that okay? Dear greetings, [a common goodbye formula, especially in texts] Kathia'

Someone called Kathia either wants to go swimming with some folks or is texting a guy while fucking him together with a third person. Either way she's having a difficult time expressing what she wants.
I seriously have no idea why someone sent me that

I once got a text from some girl to another girl about the sender also sending a picture of her breasts to the other. Unfortunately, this was on my old phone which did not have the ability to handle pictures, so no boobs for me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101638 on: May 01, 2016, 04:57:11 pm »

You mean, a link to their cam website. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101639 on: May 01, 2016, 07:06:00 pm »

Me and my friends just spent 5 hours playing Zombicide. Then, one of them decided to throw a molitov at the rest of us and kill us all. Funny part is, all we did was walk down the street. The mission we were doing was rated as around an hour long. I didn't know having 6 newbs and a decent gm makes it take 5 times as long :V
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