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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14449534 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101145 on: April 24, 2016, 05:55:41 am »

Aye thayenk it's tayeme to stop now.
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« Reply #101146 on: April 24, 2016, 06:08:30 am »

Aye thayenk it's tayeme to stop now.
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« Reply #101147 on: April 24, 2016, 06:08:56 am »

Two days later, and my right shoulder still hurts. This isn't good. While I can move it, moving my shoulder at most angles causes pain, notably raising it to level height and towards the left.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101148 on: April 24, 2016, 06:15:13 am »

See a doctor.
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« Reply #101149 on: April 24, 2016, 06:18:39 am »

I would except that I A) have no insurance, and B) require authorization from my job. And when my sister was injured on the job(doing something very similar to how I got hurt), they dragged their feet for months before she was allowed treatment. But that may have been due to the incompetent manager. Believe me, if I have to go through the same process, I will not be polite about it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #101150 on: April 24, 2016, 06:21:33 am »

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« Reply #101151 on: April 24, 2016, 06:32:08 am »

B) require authorization from my job.
What the actual fuck?
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« Reply #101152 on: April 24, 2016, 06:33:23 am »

Workman's Comp? My employer has to pay for the whole thing.
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« Reply #101153 on: April 24, 2016, 06:42:38 am »

To get worker's injury compensation requires that you go to an occupational health facility for evaluation with a transcript from your place of employment detailing the date of injury, what you were doing when you were injured, any witnesses or other parties to the injury, etc. The injury will then be evaluated to determine if it was, in fact, a work injury rather than you spraining your back at home, masking it until you get to work, and pratfalling, and to ensure swift treatment. Workman's comp injuries are supposed to be treated within a very short period of time, and failure to provide the relevant paperwork immediately upon request is extremely illegal. Demand the paperwork, and if they refuse inform them that your next inquiry on the subject will be via lawyer. If that doesn't faze them, get a lawyer (a little research will allow you to find experts in this field that generally work at low cost) and sue the fuck out of them. If your injury is obviously work-related, such a suit has a very low chance of failure.
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« Reply #101154 on: April 24, 2016, 07:03:26 am »

Workman's Comp? My employer has to pay for the whole thing.
Yeah it kind of undermines the "has to" and "compensation" if they can just ignore it/drag their feet
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« Reply #101155 on: April 24, 2016, 07:07:01 am »

I found (and purchased, and am playing) the most amazing videogame ever. You can kill people by breaking their spines with your pelvis! :D
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« Reply #101156 on: April 24, 2016, 07:52:22 am »

I found (and purchased, and am playing) the most amazing videogame ever. You can kill people by breaking their spines with your pelvis! :D

Dude. You realize you have to give us a freaking name.
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« Reply #101157 on: April 24, 2016, 07:57:00 am »

I found (and purchased, and am playing) the most amazing videogame ever. You can kill people by breaking their spines with your pelvis! :D

Dude. You realize you have to give us a freaking name.

SNU-SNU. The game.
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« Reply #101158 on: April 24, 2016, 08:26:46 am »

I found (and purchased, and am playing) the most amazing videogame ever. You can kill people by breaking their spines with your pelvis! :D
Name.  Or the own thread will shoot meteors at you.
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« Reply #101159 on: April 24, 2016, 08:52:51 am »

Et tu, own thread?
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