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[MaximumZero]

Teaching Wolfeyez to play Street Fighter V. Suddenly, she stomps my face in.  #rekt

[EnigmaticHat]

Godwin, son. Godwin

That explains bringing up Hitler, sure, but not the rest of it...

Reverse Godwin--Hitler's arrival is almost always preceded by vitriolic, angry arguments about injustice.

... jesus christ this forum sometimes.

You took both my comment and Descan's way out of context there.

[Rolan7]

Teaching Wolfeyez to play Street Fighter V. Suddenly, she stomps my face in.  #rekt

Heh, that was my experience playing Soul Calibur with my brother.  He had gone most of the way through the campaign, I just picked up the controller and mashed buttons.  60-40 at best XD

[Loud Whispers]

As somebody who has been literally told "If I ever see you walking down my street again, whitey, I will fucking kill you", I find the notion that the constant "It is okay for black people to be racist against whites (which is what "this is a black safe place - whites not allowed" amounts to) because they have been treated badly" attitude to be ignorant as fuck.

But you're a fucking white male

[EnigmaticHat]

Teaching Wolfeyez to play Street Fighter V. Suddenly, she stomps my face in.  #rekt

Heh, that was my experience playing Soul Calibur with my brother.  He had gone most of the way through the campaign, I just picked up the controller and mashed buttons.  60-40 at best XD

Its the fucking AI man.  It trains you to play badly.

[IronTomato]

Teaching Wolfeyez to play Street Fighter V. Suddenly, she stomps my face in.  #rekt

Someday I wish to have a waif who can stomp on my face.

[cochramd]

Teaching Wolfeyez to play Street Fighter V. Suddenly, she stomps my face in.  #rekt

Someday I wish to have a waif who can stomp on my face.

"Stomp"? That's an awfully funny way of spelling "sit" you have there.

[Tawa]

Godwin, son. Godwin

That explains bringing up Hitler, sure, but not the rest of it...

Reverse Godwin--Hitler's arrival is almost always preceded by vitriolic, angry arguments about injustice.

... jesus christ this forum sometimes.

You took both my comment and Descan's way out of context there.

I, uh, was... huh?

I was repeating Descan's sentiment on general grounds, rather than responding to you with it.

Did I misinterpret your statement somehow? I wasn't really being at all serious here, just inventing a Godwin corollary as something of a joke explanation... ._.

I'll go now.

[Yoink]

Dude

[cochramd]

What? If a girl can sit on your face, that means she's not terribly overweight and is thus probably reasonable attractive if not moreso....oh, wait, you were responding to the other guy, weren't you?

[Rolan7]

Its the fucking AI man.  It trains you to play badly.

I just didn't expect that from the SC Soul Calibur campaign, which seems especially designed to teach the various intricacies of the system.  Mostly with very arbitrary challenges which force you to master a certain aspect of the game.

But I guess that learning a bunch of aspects doesn't really prepare you for a full-on fight.

Teaching Wolfeyez to play Street Fighter V. Suddenly, she stomps my face in.  #rekt

Someday I wish to have a waif who can stomp on my face.

Whenever I do start dating again, I really want it to be a fellow gamer.  Not only would it help build a rapport, but I like to think it's possible to learn some things about a person by how they play certain games.  (Nothing reliable!  But all information in courtship is unreliable)

"Stomp"? That's an awfully funny way of spelling "sit" you have there.

Pffft lewd

[cochramd]

"Stomp"? That's an awfully funny way of spelling "sit" you have there.

Pffft lewd

See my post right above yours. If she can sit on your face without suffocating you, snapping your neck or crushing your skull then she's most likely of a healthy weight.

[Rolan7]

The search for such a suitable partner is somewhat lewd, is it not

[Loud Whispers]

OK, OK OK OK

I added to the conversation once, but at this point we need to either make a Hitler, Europe, ethnicities and safe spaces thread or just drop it.

GO confirmed for making Hitler

[cochramd]

Are you telling me that lewdness isn't AT LEAST 35% the point of the whole damned thing?