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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99495 on: March 30, 2016, 12:26:21 pm »

Probably not the advertisement to be showing on Monday morning...
Today is wednesday.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99496 on: March 30, 2016, 01:19:12 pm »

TYÖVIIKON TURMIO AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF, DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN TYÖVIIKON TURMIO?
They do, actually; Finns are somewhat famous for their English skills. "Työviikon turmio" is Finnish and means roughly "work-week's woe". Losing your job just because an ad told you to play games instead is apparently very healthy advice and most definitely won't get a marketer fired.

Why you are shown ads in Finnish is anyone's guess, though. Check your localization settings?
It showed up for me as well; probably a problem on Steam's end.

Google translates it as "the destruction of the working week", which... kinda makes me want to buy it 0_o  Rise up, my sisters and brothers, and throw off the oppressive shackles of wage slavery! You have nothing to lose but advanced civilization, most water sources, and all non-gun-based communication!

Looks like it, I had the ad as well.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99497 on: March 30, 2016, 01:53:28 pm »

Apparently it's supposed to be "Midweek Madness". The word 'turmio' is only used for the alliteration and Valve doesn't actually want us to lose our jobs, only to go insane from their low prices.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99498 on: March 30, 2016, 01:57:03 pm »

valve just wants our souls no biggie
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« Reply #99499 on: March 30, 2016, 02:45:43 pm »

Chest is hurting when I inhale.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99500 on: March 30, 2016, 02:46:02 pm »

Chest is hurting when I inhale.
That's not good.

Might want to see a doctor.
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« Reply #99501 on: March 30, 2016, 02:46:30 pm »

Then don't do that. #badadvice
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99502 on: March 30, 2016, 02:50:03 pm »

Chest is hurting when I inhale.
That's not good.

Might want to see a doctor.

Not really. If it continues for long enough, probably. But random chest pains are common and harmless. I get them all the time.

Not that I have any real medical training/knowledge, but still.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99503 on: March 30, 2016, 02:51:58 pm »

Doctors are very good for you  I should know I saw a dentist today (also saw one yesterday, but today was a followup), she only scraped at my teeth and gums with a metal hook before drilling holes in my teeth, and then filling the hole with molten metal(?), and then charged like $300 for the experience.

....Ok that doesn't sound good but I was informed it was for my health.

At any rate I would suggest a combination of the above suggestions.   See a doctor, but try not to breathe until you can. Also you should probably only listen to some of my advice.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99504 on: March 30, 2016, 02:56:41 pm »

Chest is hurting when I inhale.
That's not good.

Might want to see a doctor.

Not really. If it continues for long enough, probably. But random chest pains are common and harmless. I get them all the time.

Not that I have any real medical training/knowledge, but still.
Well yeah, if it goes away and stays away, but if it comes back or persists for too long...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99505 on: March 30, 2016, 03:03:40 pm »

Not really. If it continues for long enough, probably. But random chest pains are common and harmless. I get them all the time.

Chronic things are exactly the things you should go see a doctor about.
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« Reply #99506 on: March 30, 2016, 03:16:41 pm »

Not really. If it continues for long enough, probably. But random chest pains are common and harmless. I get them all the time.

Chronic things are exactly the things you should go see a doctor about.

Random chest pains are even more EXACTLY the kind of thing you should see a doctor about.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99507 on: March 30, 2016, 04:30:30 pm »

http://imgur.com/md0VCQk

Just this.
And people ask me why i removed every bit of win 10 off my PC and completely disabled the update prompt.
Holy. Shit.

I don't even know what else to say, other than that I want to find whoever thought that was a good enough message to have and punch them in the genitals.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99508 on: March 30, 2016, 04:58:49 pm »

I just blew a giant booger out about the size of a quarter.

From the back of my mouth.

It's the glistening green/brown/red cherry to the top of a really awful day.
I get that any time I've had a sinus infection. My sinuses are so warped that getting it out the normal way is pretty much impossible.  :-\
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #99509 on: March 30, 2016, 05:09:26 pm »

Why are interpersonal interactions so difficult and complicated? I'm not going to problem dump in a public forum because it affects other people this time but damn. This is like trying to get through a maze blindfolded except the maze is constantly changing and you don't know where you're meant to end up.
Sorry for the vaguebooking level shit but like I said before I'd rather not put public details. I guess if someone really cares they could PM me but I might not reply, dunno really.

EDIT: Wow that came across as grimmer than I meant. To clarify there's nothing particularly wrong with me I'm just totally lost.
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