i am probably like 100% terrible at cooking. cant even make a proper fried egg :v (that is, one that doesnt look like a scrambled egg, theyre edible alright)
Simplest thing in the world. Get a smallish skillet, spray with a bit of cooking spray or drop in a pat of butter (more if it's not a non-stick pan, less if it is). Get that up to medium heat, crack the egg in, put a lid over the skillet. Once the white's gone solid, flip it with a spatula and let it cook for no more than one minute more. Bam, one egg over medium with chewy, solid whites and a gooey yolk. Take it off faster for over easy (i.e. yolk everywhere once you pierce that fucker) or a little slower for a solid yolk.
That's like 5 minutes including prep, it's healthy, and with good eggs and a bit of pepper plenty tasty as well.
I mean, there's a
lot of easy shit you can cook with nothing but a skillet and a spatula or wooden spoon, and a pot of some sort if you want rice/beans/pasta/lentils to put it over.
Angelhair spaghetti's even easier: bring a pot of water to a boil with the lid on, dump in however much you want with a handful of salt, turn it down to a simmer, and maybe five minutes later it's done. Toss it with a bit of olive oil, minced garlic, and pepper, or alternatively butter, salt, and pepper. Shit's easy as hell, cheap as dirt, filling, and a lot better than fast food.
Seriously, ask parental units about stuff that's easy to make. I guarantee they'll be happy about it if they aren't just miserable assholes in general. That, and knowing how to cook well is one of the easiest ways to secure a SO or a place in a circle of friends.
Either you're folding it in the wrong direction, you're not using enough cheese, or you're using WAY too much sauce.
if you don't, in defiance of god and man, put the sauce atop the cheese, then the pizza will burn in the skillet in case i've been being too obtuse, here's the joke
You were. But "pizza" and "skillet" in the same sentence makes me want to physically harm something.