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[scrdest]

Just call it Plex.

As in, Googolplex.

That's... a pretty decent idea. Someone should forward this to Google.

[Helgoland]

I'm pretty sure buggering them is better compared to torture than to ear snipping. Also, I believe they're pretty much a necessary part of the human diet, to the point where if you don't eat them, you get vitamin deficiency. I'm not sure if one can provide the whole human population with vitamin supplements,  and franky I'm a little too tired to look it up.

Dude, over the past decade I've had <100g of meat, and I'm still alive and kickin'. You're thinking of vegans.

But yeah, I guess the main counterargument to the consent thing is: No sane person would ever look at two humping dogs and say 'Oh no, they're, like, raping the shit out of each other!'
And anyway there is such a thing as implied consent. If I get naked and point my erection at you, you can assume pretty safely that there's implied consent for bumping uglies. Why shouldn't the same apply to a dog who comes up to you and starts humping your leg? Basically you're just offering a better place for him to hump. (The genderflipped version is slightly more complicated, of course, but the same principle applies.

[hector13]

Why do we need to humanize the machines?

This is how it starts...

[NJW2000]

I'm pretty sure buggering them is better compared to torture than to ear snipping. Also, I believe they're pretty much a necessary part of the human diet, to the point where if you don't eat them, you get vitamin deficiency. I'm not sure if one can provide the whole human population with vitamin supplements,  and franky I'm a little too tired to look it up.

Dude, over the past decade I've had <100g of meat, and I'm still alive and kickin'. You're thinking of vegans.

But yeah, I guess the main counterargument to the consent thing is: No sane person would ever look at two humping dogs and say 'Oh no, they're, like, raping the shit out of each other!'
And anyway there is such a thing as implied consent. If I get naked and point my erection at you, you can assume pretty safely that there's implied consent for bumping uglies. Why shouldn't the same apply to a dog who comes up to you and starts humping your leg? Basically you're just offering a better place for him to hump. (The genderflipped version is slightly more complicated, of course, but the same principle applies.

The genderflipped is a LOT worse, except maybe with massive animals.

[Helgoland]

It depends. But before we proceed, let me ask you: Are you really prepared to do quantitative interspecies penile comparatistics?

[Orange Wizard]

Why do we need to humanize the machines?

This is how it starts...

It's easily avoidable with liberal application of the Three Laws.

I'm more worried about people thinking that AIs deserve human rights for some stupid reason.

[NJW2000]

It depends. But before we proceed, let me ask you: Are you really prepared to do quantitative interspecies penile comparatistics?

That's a dangerous question to ask someone. Are you?

[Graknorke]

It depends. But before we proceed, let me ask you: Are you really prepared to do quantitative interspecies penile comparatistics?

I was born ready.

[Kot]

The genderflipped is a LOT worse, except maybe with massive animals.

No, it's even worse with massive animals. I literally grimaced in disgust when I imagined someone fucking a literal Hippo. I mean, no, just... no. I mean like, yeah fucking a cat would be horrible and so on, but people have been fucking things like sheep and goats since times immemorial, so I guess if someone enjoys it, it's their own problem.

Though I am certainly not the best person to speak about this stuff because the thought of actually attractive girl doing... stuff with a horse gives me mixed feelings.

[NJW2000]

I was talking from the animals point of view. Whether you visit the hippo enclosure or the goat pen for a spot of "how's your father" is more of a personal preference thing.

[Gunner-Chan]

A hippo is far more likely to just brutally murder you. They're not actually cuddly little fattys, they're dangerous and aggressive as shit.

[NJW2000]

Yes, but the horizontal force at crotch level exerted by an angry goat with horns is also a consideration, I'd say.

[Kot]

A hippo is far more likely to just brutally murder you. They're not actually cuddly little fattys, they're dangerous and aggressive as shit.

I guess that's the problem with kind of all big animals. Sticking a dick in the elephant doesn't seem like a good idea too (though it wouldn't feel anything proably).

Yes, but the horizontal force at crotch level exerted by an angry goat is also a consideration, I'd say.

Whatever you do, just don't try oral sex. Goats eat fucking metal.

[Gunner-Chan]

Honestly this is getting into being a pretty distasteful topic. ... Especially now that people are semi describing acts.

[Kot]

It's the WTF thread, what did you expect, honestly?

This thread.