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[chaotic skies]

And this is why I avoid religion at all costs.

[TheBiggerFish]

It's not a bad class most of the time, but it's just making me wonder why it's their business to know.

[chaotic skies]

Because. Religion.

Translation: I don't think anyone really knows.

[TheBiggerFish]

Yep.
Figured as much.

[Orange Wizard]

Uuugh.

Snark. All of the snark.

[TheBiggerFish]

Uuugh.

Snark. All of the snark.

No, it's an entire boojum.
</snark>

[smirk]

In similar news to chaotic's, "Spiritual Autobiography" for a religion class.

Uuugh.

Get hype, creative writing assignments are the best! Write a paper about the month you dabbled in Satanism, leading to the sacrifice of a chicken in your friend's basement. Throw in a graphic description of your nausea and existential dread, and wrap up by explaining how it ultimately led you to Zen Buddhism. Or, you know, wherever.

[Amperzand]

If you don't feel like telling them your literal life's story for one reason or another, bullshit your way through it.

[Empiricist]

In similar news to chaotic's, "Spiritual Autobiography" for a religion class.

What? I really hope that's just homework rather than an assignment.

[chaotic skies]

Welp. It's 11:06. This things due tomorrow. I'm half way through the first paragraph. And now I have to sleep. Shit. I need to stop making a habit out of this.

[Orange Wizard]

Cram in more bullshit. Worked for me.
Disclaimer: I never actually passed highschool.

[Spehss _]

In similar news to chaotic's, "Spiritual Autobiography" for a religion class.

Uuugh.

The nice thing about spiritual discussions is that it's not hard science. You can rely entirely on feelings and vague descriptions of your own deepest thoughts and opinions and shit, and not get called out for being objectively wrong. Or if you do, you can counter by arguing that it's your own personal spiritual/religious beliefs.

[FearfulJesuit]

Just find a paper on Zoroastrian theology and sprinkle liberally with Time Cube quotes.

[Putnam]

In similar news to chaotic's, "Spiritual Autobiography" for a religion class.

Uuugh.

The nice thing about spiritual discussions is that it's not hard science. You can rely entirely on feelings and vague descriptions of your own deepest thoughts and opinions and shit, and not get called out for being objectively wrong. Or if you do, you can counter by arguing that it's your own personal spiritual/religious beliefs.

religion

y'know the more i think about the parallels there the more it seems right

[Orange Wizard]

y'know the more i think about the parallels there the more it seems right

"I'm not a witch!"
"Well that's just your opinion"