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[Orange Wizard]

I just realised I'm Sunohara IRL.

[Parsely]

I just realised I'm Sunohara IRL.

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Orange Wizard (オレンジ・ウィザード, Orangu Wizardu) is Tomoya Okazaki's friend and also a delinquent. He entered the Hikarizaka Private High School on an athletic recommendation in soccer, but was kicked out of the Soccer Club after being involved in a fight. After this incident, he became lazy, becoming the only student with a higher absence rate than Tomoya. He is left handed when it comes to sports and fighting (this is only mentioned in the anime), but he writes with his right hand, hinting that he is ambidextrous. He and Tomoya are known as the "Dirty Pair" in school. His hair is naturally black; he bleaches it blond. He has a younger sister named Mei Wizard.

[Orange Wizard]

I was going for "obligatory buttmonkey whose primary male friend has a fuckhueg harem"

[Amperzand]

So, have any of you seen a car carrier from less than 300 meters? Holy fuck these things are huge.

Spoiler: Saw one of these the other day. (click to show/hide)

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[Rose]

Oh. You meant a boat.

And there I was being impressed with the size of the truck.

Which was pretty impressive, nonetheless.

[Amperzand]

That is indeed a large truck.

[Orange Wizard]

I was always more impressed by the size of this thing:

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...

Anyway, semi-related, I was reading about the history of tanks. The Royal Navy once planned to build a steel "landship" to sail across no-man's land on a battlefield. Which means in an alternate universe we have fucking ironclads rolling across the landscape and not boring cubes.

[Akura]

Took off the bandages on the dog bite on my arm. It hurt worse than the dog bite.

Someone filled the toilet up with bleach and didn't flush.

I took a piss without knowing and now my eyes are burning.

Oh, god. That would HURT.

Yes, this is exactly why bleach is not recommended for use in the toilets. Be glad you didn't have to sit, or else your ass would be burning.

[TempAcc]

Spoiler: Slightly NSFW (click to show/hide)

Welp, thats probably going to be hard to explain.

[hops]

You know you took it too far when instead of fucking a hole in the wall, the wall fucks you into a hole.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Good suction though.

[TempAcc]

His dad is going to be totally anal about it.

[Yoink]

Nah, he's probably too much of a pussy to say anything.

[nogoodnames]

The Terminal 12pt font on my computer has randomly changed. It's now much bigger and a different font entirely. All the other sizes are fine and I haven't seen any other changed fonts. It's really bizarre. I had the computer freeze up recently so maybe that had something to do with it. I hope it's not a symptom of some more dangerous data corruption.

[Sonlirain]

Anyway, semi-related, I was reading about the history of tanks. The Royal Navy once planned to build a steel "landship" to sail across no-man's land on a battlefield. Which means in an alternate universe we have fucking ironclads rolling across the landscape and not boring cubes.

Well the germans wanted to build the Ratte. Pretty close design philosophy wise.
And then you have the TOG2

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