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[Spehss _]

New attempt by Microsoft's built-in pop-up ad to get me to switch to Windows 10. "Do that thing you do. Safer. Switch to Windows 10!"

No means no, Microsoft. Whoever comes up with these advertising slogans doesn't deserve whatever they earned to come up with that. "Do that thing you do." Seriously? That's the best they could come up with?

[chaotic skies]

You have to remember; Microsoft is the king of unoriginal ideas, or terrible original ones that take years to get right.

[TheBiggerFish]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Orange Wizard]

The one perk I've had to Win7 Enterprise is that I don't get GWX. I've just got this virus thing called Lunix instead and it took over my laptop and now Wondows doesn't know what thing I'm doing, I'm sure. Maybe I should give it a flu shot, right in the aux port, yeah?

[MrRoboto75]

I remember a member of this university's linux club saying they were relocating to a new room, as this room has windows.

I asked him why a linux group would need windows.  He hasn't answered me yet.

[Yoink]

...Fresh air?

I mean, of course, it could be so they can creepily spy on people traversing the campus through the windows, but let's not be so negative.

[Flying Dice]

Punnery and excellent bants? I rate that a perfect 5/7.

[Yoink]

...You can tell i'm not much of a computer nerd >________________________________>


In my defence it should really have been in the Terrible Jokes thread, but my lapse was still inexcusable.

* Yoink commits sudoku.

[Putnam]

I finally decided to click the "get started" button on my facebook app so it would stop bothering me every time I open it to add my contacts

first contact is vinesauce

...wha?

EDIT: YOUTUBE COMMENTS AAGAGHH

[hops]

And, as you leave, drop a massive fart so that they definitely get out of there.

Alternatively, just throw a sarin gas bomb in there and lock the door.

[Amperzand]

The problem with that solution is that SWAT teams tend to be fairly disruptive. I'd much rather deliberately blow a capacitor, then scare everybody out of the house with the threat of nonexistant mercury.

EDIT: YOUTUBE COMMENTS AAGAGHH

HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THE HORRORS? FLEE WHILE YOU YET CAN!

[Putnam]

they're coming to me

it's too late for me

[Amperzand]

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[Yoink]

I feel like my shitposts today were of an excellent quality.
More frequent than usual for me, too. Now, it is time for food. All this shitposting has given me an appetite.   

Well, than and pillaging the surrounding neighbourhood of potted plants and furniture.

[TheBiggerFish]

I found a group of the most useless websites ever:
http://isitmonday.co.uk/
http://isittuesday.co.uk/
Wednesday gets no love.
http://isitthursday.org/
http://isitfridayyet.net/
Nobody cares about Saturday.
http://isitsunday.com/