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[ChairmanPoo]

I suddenly wonder if there is CHarles Dickens fanfic

PD: silly me for asking such a question.  Of course there  effing is.

[Tack]

Take rule #34 and then remember porn is a niche.
Then try not to think about porn-dickens.

[Orange Wizard]

I kind of want to make a joke about Dickens' sentences being really long/lasting longer than they should/being really hard (to read) but I can't quite make it coherent

[Akura]

Water pipes froze. Now I can't make coffee. Pretty sure pipe freezing is preventable.

[Tack]

I kind of want to make a joke about Dickens' sentences being really long/lasting longer than they should/being really hard (to read) but I can't quite make it coherent

I went with the obligatory "Please sir, can I have some more?"

[Lord Shonus]

I once failed an English test by answering the question "What purpose did Dickens have when he wrote A Tale Of Two Cities?" with "£1 (149.41 in today's money)" (Dickens wrote the book in twenty installments, and was paid 1 shilling per installment. I hated questions like that.

Oh wow, I totally want to use that answer now.  What did you convert it to?

The conversion was different back in 2002, but the process was the same - use an inflation calculator to determine how many modern day British Pounds are equal to an 1859 pound, and then convert to US dollars.

[Flying Dice]

Water pipes froze. Now I can't make coffee. Pretty sure pipe freezing is preventable.

It helps to leave taps dripping when you expect temperatures low enough.

[Tawa]

Most people today either have somebody to spend Valentine's day with or don't.

I'm unsure whether or not I do, depending on said person's feelings.

Oh well. I haven't seen Schrodinger's Valentine's Day partner in a few days anyway.

[Teneb]

Most people today either have somebody to spend Valentine's day with or don't.

I'm unsure whether or not I do, depending on said person's feelings.

Oh well. I haven't seen Schrodinger's Valentine's Day partner in a few days anyway.

My WTF for the day: A bunch of countries where Protestantism is the dominant faith have a holiday named after catholic saint, while a few countries where Catholicism is a big thing don't.

[TheBiggerFish]

Because it's actually a corporate thing.
Not a faithy thing.

[Flying Dice]

The theme song of most American holidays, just a titch ironic too.

[Kot]

It's way too British to be associated with Americans TBH.

[Flying Dice]

Hence the irony: the most appropriate song for American capitalist-consumerism being British.

[Neonivek]

https://youtu.be/EryANyRgxn8?t=15m27s

Not joking this still TERRIFIES ME! to this day

WTF because... well just look and laugh at what scares me completely.

I am very... Phobic of ocean water.

[Ultimuh]

https://youtu.be/EryANyRgxn8?t=15m27s

Not joking this still TERRIFIES ME! to this day

WTF because... well just look and laugh at what scares me completely.

I am very... Phobic of ocean water.

Then you aren't going to like a game called Subnautica.

edit: I see you have it on your wish list on Steam.