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[Yoink]

Gosh, I'm tired. Ugh.
Need to get off my arse and go catch a train, but... so lazy.    
Edit: Need someone to shout at me to go do stuff. Please?

[chaotic skies]

PFF-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm already on the FBI watchlist. I'm sure of it. Probably a combination of repeatedly looking up "How to build military grade smoke bombs" (sugar and stump remover is impressive, although not ideal) and looking up which chemicals not to mix together if you don't want stuff to explode. Or alternatively, do mix them if you do want stuff to explode. The internet is an amazing place.

[Amperzand]

Oh, certainly. I mean, I'm a left-wing college student with access to radioactive material. I was just saying.

[MaximumZero]

Gosh, I'm tired. Ugh.
Need to get off my arse and go catch a train, but... so lazy.    
Edit: Need someone to shout at me to go do stuff. Please?

HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP GOGOGOGOGOGO!

[chaotic skies]

Oh, certainly. I mean, I'm a left-wing college student with access to radioactive material. I was just saying.

Ooo, can I borrow some? I totally won't use it to damage politicians.

[Amperzand]

Nah, shipping that stuff needs all the paperwork ever, just go check out your local physics and chem labs.

[chaotic skies]

Nah, there's easier, more entertaining way to "take care" of people. Radiation poisoning is just much more entertaining; the conspiracy theories that spawn from that kind of thing are amazing.

[Yoink]

Gosh, I'm tired. Ugh.
Need to get off my arse and go catch a train, but... so lazy.    
Edit: Need someone to shout at me to go do stuff. Please?

HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP GOGOGOGOGOGO!

OKAY! YESSIR! THANKS!

* Yoink stumbles off over the horizon in search of fun times.

[chaotic skies]

I reccomend using your access to the internet to make something explode. Help increase the level of anarchy in the world.

[Orange Wizard]

But we want to reduce disorder, not increase it. Delaying the heat death of the universe and all that. Every time you help prevent chaos, you help save the universe.

[MaximumZero]

Remove discord!

[Amperzand]

REMOVE entropy

REMOVE heat death

EXPAND your stellar mass

INCREASE solar convection

[chaotic skies]

That's what we'll do when the world has a single, unified government. For that to happen however, there has to be both a large power vaccum and a reason for everyone to join together. If that means someone is seen as a demon for thousands of years, that's a small price to pay.

[TheBiggerFish]

Pulling a reverse Tarquin gambit?

[chaotic skies]

Something like that, yep. Threaten everyone after destroying large governments; they'll work together, and if it's for a long enough time, everyone will realize that not trusting each other does more bad than good.

This is assuming people aren't being total greedy idiots, and we've seen how likely that is.