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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14455820 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96270 on: February 12, 2016, 04:18:08 pm »

That's usually what they are, self-contained missile pods with sensors strapped on.

Clearly I haven't found the right books yet.
Unfortunately most of the right ones are also full of political soapboxing bullshit.

But yeah. The "like sea mines, except in space" is pure space fantasy trash. Unless they're high-yield nukes or antimatter warheads with appropriately large proximity triggers used in extremely high density/natural choke points (orbital shells around smaller worlds, perimeter defenses for deep-space stations, at a natural FTL choke like Battletech or Starfire's respective jump points, &c.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96271 on: February 12, 2016, 04:21:56 pm »

THE BIRDS.  WHAT ON EARTH.  IT IS WINTER.  IT IS SNOWING.  THERE SHOULD NOT BE BIRDS HERE.

Also, what just HAPPENED in the sad thread?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96272 on: February 12, 2016, 04:27:43 pm »

One reasonably logical one that mostly avoided political shit was "The Last Angel", which fortunately is free and forum-based.

But yeah, honestly, even nukes wouldn't really work as sea-mine bullshit, their effective range is pretty limited a vacuum, at least without using the kind of absurd Tsar Bomb kinda stuff you don't want anywhere near anything you care about.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96273 on: February 12, 2016, 04:30:06 pm »

THE BIRDS.  WHAT ON EARTH.  IT IS WINTER.  IT IS SNOWING.  THERE SHOULD NOT BE BIRDS HERE.

Also, what just HAPPENED in the sad thread?
I see a 4.5 hour gap, so I guess it got deleted and I missed it?  Aw.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96274 on: February 12, 2016, 04:34:49 pm »

I think TBF is referring to all the shitposting yesterday.

Again, I apologize.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96275 on: February 12, 2016, 04:38:07 pm »

It could have been yesterday, I only read it today though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96276 on: February 12, 2016, 05:19:27 pm »

The (truncated, I'm only doing vehicles*) Inventory of the Keys has progressed! Have so far identified five (5) keys that go to absolutely no vehicle currently owned by the people who own the keys. What they go to, nobody goddamn knows.

On the less confusing side, all the keys that do go to something are now friggin' labeled.

On the more confusing side, there's at least three vehicles out there that currently do not seem to have keys, at all. I guess some of the family does know how to hotwire stuff, but...

*Because there's by weight a small child or two worth of other ones and to blue hell with that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96277 on: February 12, 2016, 05:21:30 pm »

I thought you lived in Florida?  Vehicles go to Keys, not the other way around.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96278 on: February 12, 2016, 05:22:54 pm »

there's a difference between keys and The Keys, rol :V

Also no one goes to The Keys, either. Too expensive.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96279 on: February 12, 2016, 06:26:39 pm »

I am quite... angry today. Angry, and tired. Production this morning was informed that we're now over 3000 pieces in the hole, meaning we were below quota 1000 pieces yesterday. Technically an improvement. They seemed to have fixed the bottleneck that was hurting us, but I won't know until until tomorrow how well that worked. Still had to deal with more crap. Left my price gun in the break room, went to retrieve it, accidentally spilled someone's coffee, and by the time I finished cleaning it up(a task made more tedious by the lack of paper towels), someone else had already jumped in my spot, meaning I had to roll product onto the sales floor. This is an immensely more physical task.
Also learned that girl I sorta like is on the verge of quitting/transferring to another store, partly because the idiot production manager may have said something to her that was completely uncalled for.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96280 on: February 12, 2016, 06:49:42 pm »

there's a difference between keys and The Keys, rol :V

Also no one goes to The Keys, either. Too expensive.
I swear that's supposed to be spelt Quays
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96281 on: February 12, 2016, 06:50:29 pm »

there's a difference between keys and The Keys, rol :V

Also no one goes to The Keys, either. Too expensive.
I swear that's supposed to be spelt Quays
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Keys
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96282 on: February 12, 2016, 06:58:03 pm »

So they're not actually quays, then. Right.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96283 on: February 12, 2016, 07:26:06 pm »

Star Trek: Elite Force II came out in 2003 on the Quake 3 engine.

I can run Fallout 3 at almost-full settings no problem.

I experience lag, slowdown and stuttering on Elite Force, even with everything turned down as low as possible.

Why.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96284 on: February 12, 2016, 07:29:57 pm »

Probably shitty optimization. Like, really shitty, if you're benchmarking with FO3.
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