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[BlackFlyme]

Spoiler: Massive Kebab Story. Sorry if posted already. (click to show/hide)

[TheBiggerFish]

REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE KEBAB </europol>

I don't think I've ever had a kebab of any degree of kebab-ness.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Yoink, i officaly declare you the ba jokes king of GET CRUNK M8T SO U CAN !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! IM SO HIGH HAAAVVVEE SSSOOOOMMMMEEEE WWWEEEEDDDD YYYYYOOOIIINNNKKK

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EDDDIITTT: TYPOS SMEEEEELLL

[Yoink]

I do like pitta/pide bread, but there are far better things to do with it than kebab.
And I understand the 'drunkfood' aspect of things, but unless my entire suburb is made up of raging alcoholics that doesn't explain why this kebab places are busy through the day.

@BlackFlyme: Good lord. That... seems fairly accurate, actually.

Edit: @ Moony: Somehow you slipped through my ninja detector. Scary stuff. I'm gonna go google "CRUBK" now.
It sounds like you should have yourself a turn of Dank Fortress.

[GiglameshDespair]

Yoink, i officaly declare you the ba jokes king of GET CRUBK M8T SO U CAN !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! IM SO HIGH HAAAVVVEE SSSOOOOMMMMEEEE WWWEEEEDDDD YYYYYOOOIIINNNKKK

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Trying too hard, my friend.

To add my two cents to the conversation, as a British guy, I've only ever eaten from a kebab shop when intoxicated.

[hector13]

I do like pitta/pide bread, but there are far better things to do with it than kebab.
And I understand the 'drunkfood' aspect of things, but unless my entire suburb is made up of raging alcoholics that doesn't explain why this kebab places are busy through the day.

@BlackFlyme: Good lord. That... seems fairly accurate, actually.

Edit: @ Moony: Somehow you slipped through my ninja detector. Scary stuff. I'm gonna go google "CRUBK" now.
It sounds like you should have yourself a turn of Dank Fortress.

What're the demographics of your area? Lots of Turks/Greeks or something?

[hops]

I love falafels. They are really good in kebabs. Sk I suppose it's a matter of taste.

[Flying Dice]

When I was studying abroad over in Scotland I distinctly remember a "really good" kebab shop that we only went to when we were blitzed. Guy there didn't use garlic sauce, though, he used molten lava from Satan's asshole.

Of course, we also all got matching Johnny Bravo wifebeaters from Primark as a joke, so that trip was full of questionable decisions.

[hector13]

When I was studying abroad over in Scotland I distinctly remember a "really good" kebab shop that we only went to when we were blitzed. Guy there didn't use garlic sauce, though, he used molten lava from Satan's asshole.

Of course, we also all got matching Johnny Bravo wifebeaters from Primark as a joke, so that trip was full of questionable decisions.

Where in Scotland?

[Yoink]

What're the demographics of your area? Lots of Turks/Greeks or something?

Not entirely sure.
I think mostly Turks, Arabs and Indians. Probably some Greeks too, and Italians, but I think their main concentration is in other surrounding suburbs. Mostly though I don't pay much attention, and I can't really identify someone's exact nationality by looking at 'em.

[hector13]

What're the demographics of your area? Lots of Turks/Greeks or something?

Not entirely sure.
I think mostly Turks, Arabs and Indians. Probably some Greeks too, and Italians, but I think their main concentration is in other surrounding suburbs. Mostly though I don't pay much attention, and I can't really identify someone's exact nationality by looking at 'em.

I'm glad you think so heh.

But yeah. Purely based on the owner-operators of take-aways I grew up round, it's usually Mediterranean folks that like the kebab, and drunken locals.

[Flying Dice]

When I was studying abroad over in Scotland I distinctly remember a "really good" kebab shop that we only went to when we were blitzed. Guy there didn't use garlic sauce, though, he used molten lava from Satan's asshole.

Of course, we also all got matching Johnny Bravo wifebeaters from Primark as a joke, so that trip was full of questionable decisions.

Where in Scotland?

A small village outside Edinburgh, which I won't name because that would actually probably be enough to dox me even more quickly than one already could. After it was over, the guys went over to Glasgow to go drinking and I fucked off into the Highlands for a week. I think I got the better deal there.

If I had to say three things about it, it'd be: god damn everything everywhere is beautiful; why does the air taste so clean even in the middle of the city; and I wish we had buses that went everywhere, arrived on time, ran every 10-15 minutes instead of every 40-50, and weren't driven by coked up ex-cons.

[BlackFlyme]

Did you go to the Shetland Isles? How big are the ponies?

Did you go to Orkney too? Are there really Orks there?

[Yoink]

American buses are pretty terrifying.
Oh man, I caught an overnight Greyhound from Phoenix to LA. Scary stuff. And then my brother and I caught a normal bus from the weird, dilapidated area around the terminal into LA proper. Actually... pretty much the entirety of LA was scary, I can't just blame the buses.

[hector13]

It was fucking Dalkeith wasn't it?

Also,I don't know what doc means, so feel free not to answer.