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[ChairmanPoo]

I was asked for my ID today while buying some cooking wine 

[Orange Wizard]

The clerk thought you were under 25, take it as a compliment

[Yoink]

The clerk thought you were under 25, take it as a compliment

It sounds like you're quoting the signs they have in liquor stores here.

I was asked for my ID today while buying some cooking wine 

How alcoholic is it?

[TheBiggerFish]

I feel like FGRP should be excluded for things like that. It just shouldn't count.

And then TBF was europol.

I can only do ameripol though.

[hector13]

The clerk thought you were under 25, take it as a compliment

It sounds like you're quoting the signs they have in liquor stores here.

I was asked for my ID today while buying some cooking wine 

How alcoholic is it?

In the UK, at least in the big four supermarkets, you can get ID'd for non-alcoholic beers.

[ChairmanPoo]

It's red wine. It's alcoholic enough

The WTF is because I'm in my thirties. The cashier said that she thought I was around 25 but that I looked younger and asked for the ID just in case . Eeh.. Thanks, I think?

Mind you, people usually assume I'm younger than I actually am, but normally not to the extreme of wondering whether I'm underage.

[Orange Wizard]

The clerk thought you were under 25, take it as a compliment

It sounds like you're quoting the signs they have in liquor stores here.

I've never actually seen "take it as a compliment" on one of those signs o.O

I can only do ameripol though.

Europol is basically just "nationalism? you mean... NAZISM?"

[TheBiggerFish]

Oh cool.  Thanks OW.

[Tawa]

Yeah, Europol is infamous for making people lose their cool. It's where we lost Bouchart. We're on our... what, third, fourth thread in half a year now?

[Flying Dice]

Clearly the solution is to remove yuro.

[Orange Wizard]

We could probably organise something where we partition the entire continent off to the US, Russia, and some sort of coalition between Muslim countries.

[Eric Blank]

A minute ago the chiweiner dog was throwing a fit, acting like he does when my roommates get home. I went and opened the door. Before I could do anything else, a huge golden lab ran through the door and started prancing around sniffing everyone.

Apparently it's my roommates' granparents' dog who always comes over here when she gets out because she used to live here.

[Yoink]

Awww! Sounds adorable!
Did she and the chiweiner get on okay?

[Orange Wizard]

Visual Studio is taking ~an hour to install, while slurping up a quarter of my processor time. What the hell is it even doing?

[Gentlefish]

Clearly the solution is to remove yurokebab.

FTFY.