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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95100 on: February 02, 2016, 01:54:57 pm »

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/02/01/464457884/can-extreme-exercise-hurt-your-heart-swim-the-pacific-to-find-out

that's one looooooooong swim. :o
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« Reply #95101 on: February 02, 2016, 05:57:56 pm »

This world? The predators aren’t just hiding behind the Galaga machine at the arcade. They’re in our kids’ pockets, in their backpacks, in their bedrooms.

It’s not okay to play the Luddite. Bumbling dad with the remote control only the kids can figure out needs to die along with dad jeans.

Know your kids’ digital lives. Prowl their email, their laptops and their phones.

“Have your kids’ passwords,” Bacon said. “Have a working idea of how to use your kids’ phone. Mom and Dad bought it for them, for crying out loud. They need to know how to use it.”

Remember iPhone dad? He’s the poor guy who had a two-year legal battle in Dallas after he was arrested on a property-theft charge for taking away his daughter’s iPhone when she used it in a horrid way. He was right. Be like iPhone dad.

Bacon said he tells parents to never let their kids have in-depth, online conversations with strangers. If your kid has crossed the line, ask your phone carrier to have your kid’s phone mirrored to your phone.

“Every text, every picture they send, Mom and Dad can see on their device,” he said.

My kids hate it when I do that. Too bad.

Not long ago, I was going through the search history on my 11-year-old son’s laptop. Nerf guy, Lego, Nerf, Cats vs. Cucumbers, Curves. Wait! Curves?

I clicked on that one, my stomach lurching at the thought of a porn conversation with my tween.

“Curves — the Hot Wheels Track Builder Challenge!” Whew.

I don't know the scope of the problem,

Sounds like a fundie helicopter parent, that's the problem. I'd like to go line by line and make asshole sarcastic comments(my specialty) about each one, but I don't feel quite up to it, so I'll just make a select few.

Remember iPhone dad? I don't. Remember that girl at work I've talked about? Well, the good news is I've been far less awkward around her because I know it's not gonna happen with her, but that's not relevant. What's relevant is that her parents confiscated her smartphone for about 3 months, despite it being her property, and she was still paying the monthly bill. They didn't want her playing on it at work. She's 25, by the way.

I also want to know what "horrid way" that girl used it in. I suppose photos of Justin Beiber would be cause to have an exorcism performed on the phone, but still...


Okay, that rummage through your 11-year-old's search history? And you think "Curves" is a pornographic term? The closest thing to that being pornographic without intentionally making it a porn search would be Curves Fitness, a women's gym. Just be glad you didn't click on the "Cat vs Cucumber" one ;). Oh, and 11 is probably a good age to consider having that kind of conversation with your child.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95102 on: February 02, 2016, 06:02:38 pm »

I don't think I ever even heard of iphone dad.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95103 on: February 02, 2016, 06:14:50 pm »

Also: doing that kinda monitoring is an excellent way of teaching the kid, if he's in the neighborhood of clever, to distrust you and cover their tracks. So if they *do* wind up having issues due to talking to pedos hidden behind seven mom-proof proxies, you will neither find out, nor will they come to you with it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95104 on: February 02, 2016, 06:22:12 pm »

I remember my mom being a hoverparent when I used to use the computer. Claimed she could see everything I did on my computer through hers. I just used to use it to play Runescape.

Like a kid would think to search 'curves' for porn.

Ah, wait. I think I saw a thing similar to this before. Where's that comic again?

Spoiler: hueg (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #95105 on: February 02, 2016, 06:25:16 pm »

Like a kid would think to search 'curves' for porn.

tried to find porn, learned Euclidean geometry instead.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95106 on: February 02, 2016, 06:27:55 pm »

My parents never really tried to follow what I did on the computer, and I turned out fine!

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* Orange Wizard checks his browser history

Um. Actually, maybe hover-parenting might be a good idea?

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Like a kid would think to search 'curves' for porn.
tried to find porn, learned Euclidean geometry instead.
10/10 shake that cosine bb
It's more imaginative than "girls with no clothes on", at least.
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« Reply #95107 on: February 02, 2016, 06:29:54 pm »

They can't think of EVERY variation of that phrase.

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« Reply #95108 on: February 02, 2016, 06:30:38 pm »

Spoiler: hueg (click to show/hide)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95109 on: February 02, 2016, 06:30:56 pm »

My parents never really tried to follow what I did on the computer, and I turned out fine!

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* Orange Wizard checks his browser history

Um. Actually, maybe hover-parenting might be a good idea?

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You're doing it wrong if you still have it in your browser history. At least, that's what my friends told me/taught me when we were downloading games onto school computers. I'm sure the same principal applies to porn.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95110 on: February 02, 2016, 06:35:28 pm »

Look, it's mostly so I don't have to remember the URL for everything. It's not like anyone else goes near my computer anyway.
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« Reply #95111 on: February 02, 2016, 06:41:11 pm »

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« Reply #95112 on: February 02, 2016, 06:44:35 pm »

Man I grew up in a boarding house as one of the few nerdy kids.
Shit was rough- until it came to porn. Kids would be beggin' at my door for me to do the little hideaway tricks on their computers.
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« Reply #95113 on: February 02, 2016, 06:50:18 pm »

The sad part is that in this day and age there are still kids who don't know how to browse porn without anyone knowing.

Of course, the more things change the more they &c., considering the older folks who openly browse porn sites at public libraries and such.
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« Reply #95114 on: February 02, 2016, 06:55:20 pm »

Look, it's mostly so I don't have to remember the URL for everything. It's not like anyone else goes near my computer anyway.
How hard is it to remember grannieswithgoats.com?*


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