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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14979428 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95070 on: February 02, 2016, 06:57:24 am »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on February 02, 2016, 06:42:35 am
I know what I'm going to do with my STEM degree!

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My headcanon is that the job being offered is that of the green liquid in the bottle. How else could people be made into a science? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95071 on: February 02, 2016, 06:58:24 am »
Quote from: Tack on February 02, 2016, 06:56:16 am
Sometimes I worry my idiom puns seem to go against the grain...
It means I'll run out faster though, touch wood.
But you're stoaking the flames as well.

...Hey!
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95072 on: February 02, 2016, 07:04:42 am »
Sorry.
In my defens, I tend get bogged down in minor punctuation changes which make me tarry past the edit line. Coming up with new puns has me swamped.
Which was the plan, so now that I've cleared some of the thicket they may be sprouting up less, as long as we keep weeding out all of the truly horrible ones.
If we continue to burn and clear them like this eventually everyone should be well and truly stumped- or at least the greener punsmiths will be.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2016, 07:06:32 am by Tack »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95073 on: February 02, 2016, 07:06:14 am »
I think the rain of puns is clearing up.
Probably for the best, most of them are appolleng.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95074 on: February 02, 2016, 09:13:57 am »
We're just buzzing along with nature puns, aren't we.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95075 on: February 02, 2016, 09:42:29 am »
Oh...when did Bouchart get banned?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95076 on: February 02, 2016, 09:43:08 am »
Isn't the date in the moderation log?

Edit: Yep. "January 29, 2016"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95077 on: February 02, 2016, 09:43:22 am »
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Why.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95078 on: February 02, 2016, 09:43:55 am »
Quote from: RedKing on February 02, 2016, 09:42:29 am
Oh...when did Bouchart get banned?
Well, the date's right there in the mod log (29th); pretty much the same way and reason as nullBolt.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95079 on: February 02, 2016, 09:44:25 am »
We talked about this already.

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 29, 2016, 05:31:39 pm
Yeah, he got too happy about someone throwing a grenade into a migrant camp.

(I can understand not wanting to read 2348738 pages of these threads, of course)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95080 on: February 02, 2016, 09:56:53 am »
Yeah, I saw that after some digging. Mildly sad, he could actually be entertaining at times.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95081 on: February 02, 2016, 10:38:51 am »
Good news: My sick pet has the blood work of a healthy pet half its age.
Bad news: My sick pet is not a healthy pet half its age.     

???

Veterinary head scratchings ensued.  More tests ordered.  I wasn't planning on daily vet visits this week.

Also: Ted Cruz took Iowa? Bwha?
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Ye know, being an usurper overseer gone mad with power isn't too bad. It's honestly not that different from being a normal overseer.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95082 on: February 02, 2016, 10:45:58 am »
Did they mix up the blood vials?  ???
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<Dakkan> There are human laws, and then there are laws of physics. I don't bike in the city because of the second.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95083 on: February 02, 2016, 11:11:52 am »
I keep reading Nuyen as Nugens. Now I keep mentally turning the word into nuggets.

Imaginary currency is weird.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95084 on: February 02, 2016, 11:43:13 am »
Quote from: Shadowlord on February 02, 2016, 10:45:58 am
Did they mix up the blood vials?  ???

No idea.  This vet has been pretty reliable though.  I'll follow up when we do the followup tests.
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Quote from: QuQuasar on September 08, 2016, 03:07:34 am
Ye know, being an usurper overseer gone mad with power isn't too bad. It's honestly not that different from being a normal overseer.
Quote from: Necro910 on May 09, 2011, 01:35:00 pm
To summarize:
They do an epic face. If that fails, they beat said object to death with their beard.
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