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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94695 on: January 28, 2016, 12:31:13 pm »

It's a joke.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94696 on: January 28, 2016, 12:35:14 pm »

Have basically given up on PC master race. PC's are shit.
Only a bad workman tells his tools he slept with their mum.

EDIT: Guys be nice, I don't think they have jokes in Russia.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94697 on: January 28, 2016, 12:39:38 pm »

Have basically given up on PC master race. PC's are shit.
Only a bad workman tells his tools he slept with their mum.

EDIT: Guys be nice, I don't think they have jokes in Russia.
What about infamously grim (yet hilarious) Russian humor?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94698 on: January 28, 2016, 12:40:08 pm »

Have basically given up on PC master race. PC's are shit.
Only a bad workman tells his tools he slept with their mum.

EDIT: Guys be nice, I don't think they have jokes in Russia.
What about infamously grim (yet hilarious) Russian humor?
In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94699 on: January 28, 2016, 12:52:45 pm »

Have basically given up on PC master race. PC's are shit.
Only a bad workman tells his tools he slept with their mum.

EDIT: Guys be nice, I don't think they have jokes in Russia.
What about infamously grim (yet hilarious) Russian humor?
In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you.
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In Capitalist America, you get your jokes sent to gulag for life.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94700 on: January 28, 2016, 12:54:32 pm »

It's a joke.
Well, I've developed an allergic reaction to jokes on the Internet *(that don't clearly indicate the fact that they're joking). There are too many people who are saying the dumbest stuff absolutely seriously to tolerate them, anyway...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94701 on: January 28, 2016, 01:03:54 pm »

Ever had that moment when your sleeping peacefully. You being a badarse in your dreams. Then all of a sudden a disembodied voice seems to call through out your entier head and almost sound like its even being said in the waking world that you jolt awake and can never fall back to sleep as much as you try...

I have, just now, 2hrs ago anyway...

"Protect Edward" it bellowed. Jolting me awake...
"Who the fuck is Edward??? I don't know any Edwards..." T_T
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94702 on: January 28, 2016, 01:37:32 pm »

Have basically given up on PC master race. PC's are shit.

But still not as bad as Apple
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94703 on: January 28, 2016, 01:43:37 pm »

Have basically given up on PC master race. PC's are shit.

But still not as bad as Apple
but apple make pcs
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94704 on: January 28, 2016, 01:47:21 pm »

Have basically given up on PC master race. PC's are shit.

But still not as bad as Apple
but apple make pcs

Yeah, but they insist on not calling them that to be difficult
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94705 on: January 28, 2016, 01:50:23 pm »

Have basically given up on PC master race. PC's are shit.
But still not as bad as Apple
but apple make pcs
Yeah, but they insist on not calling them that to be difficult
You may want to be careful when next going near an Apple machine, Steve Job's ghost has been known to haunt those and seek vengeance on the servants of the Gates.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94706 on: January 28, 2016, 03:57:46 pm »

Ever had that moment when your sleeping peacefully. You being a badarse in your dreams. Then all of a sudden a disembodied voice seems to call through out your entier head and almost sound like its even being said in the waking world that you jolt awake and can never fall back to sleep as much as you try...

I have, just now, 2hrs ago anyway...

"Protect Edward" it bellowed. Jolting me awake...
"Who the fuck is Edward??? I don't know any Edwards..." T_T

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94707 on: January 28, 2016, 05:15:14 pm »

Just tried the skyrim creation kit's terrain editor/painter utility again for the first time in forever. And it didn't crash the CK. It apparently even saved the terrain changes I made.

MY GOD, THEY FIXED IT.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94708 on: January 28, 2016, 05:32:30 pm »

The thing is unimaginably obtuse, and becoming inconceivably expensive.
Maybe I should say fuck gaming PC's.
Which are never apple.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94709 on: January 28, 2016, 06:09:19 pm »

I managed to burn my foot today by accidentally kicking a mug of boiling tea down a flight of stairs at 6am in the dark.

It was an unnecessarily dramatic injury.
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