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[Yoink]

Oh, that's a relief.
Well, now it's time to eat pasta, drink beer and watch cruddy martial arts films!

[Bouchart]

Beer that early might be a problem.  At least pace yourself.

[Aklyon]

Buying a plane ticket for my dad. The amount of shit they try to tack on is freaking mind boggling. But, since it's a short flight I wanted to go for the cheapest option which is basically just the seat on the plane. But, as it turns out, taking the cheapest options means you can't pay via debit/credit card. So you need to pick the 'normal' option which gives you 100 boomerang points, whatever the fuck those are and a free digital magazine of your choice. It also costs 10 more euros.

What the actual fuck

So do they expect you to buy the cheapest one at the airport, or by paypal only, or what? Not sure how that even works.

[IcyTea31]

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HOLY FKING SHIT I WANT ONE!

There are no known six-limbed vertebrates. The wings are too small to fly and aren't placed anywhere where any other animal, vertebrate or invertebrate, has them. If those images aren't fake, the dragons they depict certainly aren't products of natural evolution. Possibly a taxidermist's prank?

[Orange Wizard]

Possibly a taxidermist's prank?

I wonder if Chuck Testa is still a thing.

[Rolan7]

I assumed they were just cool image-manip art, yeah, though I can see how people would believe they're real...
Genetics is not at that point yet, friends.  We can't even make dinosaurs (inb4 "birds are dinosaurs")

Personally I think wizard minis are cooler than dragon minis.

[i2amroy]

We can't even make dinosaurs (inb4 "birds are dinosaurs")

BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS

[Kot]

And so are crocodiles. Tyrannosaurus is strong with this one.

[Shadowlord]

This cherry-flavored Starburst tastes like medicine.  I don't get it.  The rest of them are fine.

Have you ever tried black cherry juice? I did a year or two ago and my reaction was basically "Oh god, it tastes just like cough syrup! Bleugh!"

Aside: The last time I tasted cough syrup was probably in the 80s.

[Yoink]

I just watched a movie called Hero, or 'Ma Yong Zhen', from 1997.
For most of the film I was thinking "Okay, this is pretty dreadful, even by cheesy martial arts-film standards," but then the climatic battle...
Oh man, that scene was one of the most gloriously retarded things I have ever seen. It pushed the movie over the line from "Just plain bad" to "Amazingly terrible". I definitely recommend it... if you feel like watching a really bad film.

[Akura]

"Thou shalt not lie with a machine as with a human; it is an abomination."
–The Holy Bible

Where exactly does it say that? Because I, and at least one other person on this forum have been force-fed that book and I don't recall it saying that. That means those large, motorized machines capable of thrusting a dildo at over 160rpm are NOT sacrilegious. Probably unsafe especially if you don't lube, but not sacrilegious.

And so are crocodiles. Tyrannosaurus is strong with this one.

That's an alligator. The snout is too short to be a croc.

[nenjin]

If this were 40k, getting banged by a Sybian would be the highest form of worship out there.

[Kot]

If this were 40k, getting banged by a Sybian would be the highest form of worship out there.

If this were 40k banging for pleasure would summon minor deamons.

[Rolan7]

"Thou shalt not lie with a machine as with a human; it is an abomination."
–The Holy Bible

Where exactly does it say that? Because I, and at least one other person on this forum have been force-fed that book and I don't recall it saying that. That means those large, motorized machines capable of thrusting a dildo at over 160rpm are NOT sacrilegious. Probably unsafe especially if you don't lube, but not sacrilegious.

It's a parody of, from memory "Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination."
As if a bunch of xenocidal desert wanderers had any concept of machine ethics, or the future, much less a useful perspective.

[i2amroy]

Nope, they're real. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draco_volans

I really don't care if they can't fly. The wings are actually for gliding, so... THEY STILL LOOK COOL!

While Draco Volans is real, the previously posted pictures are not pictures of draco volans. Real draco volans look like this:

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The "wings" are created by them having the middle part of their ribcage being extremely flattened out, not them having extra limbs on their backs (as all three of the original pictures do).

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Further proof: Here's a before/after editing version of one of the three original images posted:

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