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Aseaheru

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93450 on: January 07, 2016, 12:35:20 pm »

trowel bayonets

Just... what?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93451 on: January 07, 2016, 12:36:18 pm »

Okay, sure, Geralt got killed, but he also got unkilled.
Funilly enough the games are not canon, or rather canon in their own way, Sapkowski doesn't really support it or whatever.
Geralt is cool. He likes to tell people to fuck off while they're holding sharp objects which is super-cool and badass and quality of it's own.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93452 on: January 07, 2016, 12:37:43 pm »

@GiglameshDespair
gotcha. i saw Cinder bring up Geralt as an example before the skip, and it was clearly an argument then (mostly because folks were talking shit about a community whatever-the-hell-gendered-pronoun-Cinder-prefers seems to be a part of), so continuity seemed possible

thanks for the clarification, glad things have cooled down
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93453 on: January 07, 2016, 12:48:16 pm »

trowel bayonets

Just... what?
A sharp piece of metal to stab a dude is much like another.
If it can be used for multiple purposes, it cuts down weight carried.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93454 on: January 07, 2016, 12:49:57 pm »

A spade's a spade, you could say.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93455 on: January 07, 2016, 12:50:42 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93456 on: January 07, 2016, 01:06:57 pm »

I once dropped an AAA battery on the floor of my bedroom.  Never found it to this day.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93457 on: January 07, 2016, 01:20:56 pm »

But sometimes, a spade is a knife.


Oh yeah, Re: earlier discussion of 'Why we RPG'.
I myself never usually play a "better me" in games, but actually enjoy playing styles of character and personality which are way out of my comfort zone. It's a challenge to try and shunt that personality forward.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93458 on: January 07, 2016, 02:25:45 pm »

I once dropped an AAA battery on the floor of my bedroom.  Never found it to this day.
Sometimes it's scarier when one does find the lost items. I once lost a delicious cookie. A year or so later, I found it under my bed. It looked relatively well preserved, if a bit dusty, but when I touched it to pick it up to throw it away, a huge centipede crawled out as the cookie crumbled to dust. That was the most startlingly disgusting thing I can recall, and I have seen gory dead bodies from a violent traffic accident. I think I once mentioned I'm not squicked by corpses, but when something I had thought to once have been food turned out to contain eldritch horrors...

From this story we can conclude that your battery has found new life as the power source of a nail bomb, just waiting to be found by you. Stay safe.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93459 on: January 07, 2016, 03:17:17 pm »

http://www.vox.com/2016/1/6/10720234/where-white-people-meet-explained

Apparently someone made a dating site named "Where white people meet."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93460 on: January 07, 2016, 03:38:39 pm »

For some accursed reason I can't see the avatars of anyone, not even mine (yea, I have an avatar now). But I can see the darn thing in the left upper corner under my login just fine.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93461 on: January 07, 2016, 03:46:32 pm »

For some accursed reason I can't see the avatars of anyone, not even mine (yea, I have an avatar now). But I can see the darn thing in the left upper corner under my login just fine.
Are you sure you didn't click the option off?
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« Reply #93462 on: January 07, 2016, 04:25:34 pm »

My Bay12 viewing pleasure has increased roughly 435% since I disabled avatars. After the initial brainhurt of wanting to associate names with familiar images, it's smooth sailing. I'd just roll with it, see if you like it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93463 on: January 07, 2016, 04:28:08 pm »

My Bay12 viewing pleasure has increased roughly 435% since I disabled avatars. After the initial brainhurt of wanting to associate names with familiar images, it's smooth sailing. I'd just roll with it, see if you like it.
I firmly disagree with this position, for the record.
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« Reply #93464 on: January 07, 2016, 04:40:40 pm »

You don't even have an avatar for me.
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